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dookaness 

An emotion created by two college students to express good will, and friendship
Here's to a good holiday season and much dookaness for the new year
dookaness by Dizzle2010 December 20, 2007
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dorkiness 

the level of dork-ish behavior that is exhibited by a person or persons as they go about their day to day activities.
Kaelyn's dorkiness is practically overwhelming as she talks about her plans to decorate her cast with duct tape.

Patrick's dorkiness makes him adorable.
dorkiness by ae723 November 13, 2010
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Doomness 

The end of the world basically; doom; destruction
OMG! Doomness for all!
Doomness by soulreaper5796 July 14, 2011

Dorkness 

The queen/king of dork, the matter of being a dork, the dorkness be with you.
Person 1: Dude , Becky acts like such a dork.
Person2: Yeah she really does have a lot of dorkness!
Dorkness by RomarioZ11 July 26, 2010

Dockness 

Darker than darkness. Basically it's absolute darkness - 1
Ruler of all goths. Wears atleast 5lbs of eyeliner, and has to be in ownership of atleast 2 corsets and a pair of high heel combats that go up to the knees. Sounds almost identical to the bad guy played on the Inspector Gadget television shows. Sticks and stones may break her bones but chains and whips definitally excite her! Not normally seen in daylight, but watch out becuase she lurks in the shadows of the night waiting for YOU to be her next tragic victim. You have been warned.
Dockness is the daughter of satan, also considered "Devil's little girl"
Dockness by J-Word July 30, 2008

Doopiness 

A ranking that can go up to level 999 (only the creator can go this high because he created it). It is basically doing amazing things just to level up. You want more doopiness. Doopiness is good. Doopiness is life.
Young doop:"Hey master can I have doopiness if I roll down the stairs"
Master: "Sure but I need evidence"
Doopiness by The doop master April 3, 2014

Dorkiness 

Dorkiness is a state which brings joy, which, if you are overwhelmed, can cause lack of consciousness.
Gurjot's repeated failed attempts at swooning accentuated his dorkiness and left the passerby-ers in tears of joy and faintness.
Dorkiness by lassidork April 30, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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