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dooflache 

(doo-floch-E)noun. a person whos name you don't know,and you don't care if they know that you have no idea what there name is.
Hey dooflache, no one cares so shut up!
dooflache by Brooke Davis January 6, 2008
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doofloppy 

an object in which you cannot identify the name despite your efforts. The word is usually preceded by a pause as you perform a mental search for the object's name... unsuccessfully.
Can you hand me the... doofloppy?
doofloppy by you'renotmymom September 12, 2011
an hideosly large deformed lump on ones lower stomach, usually from eating too much butter and cheese.
John and Joey - oh my gosh, look at davids grandmas doolap!!

david - the doolap is cool.

John - nope.
doolap by Joey is awsome October 29, 2004

dogflapping 

The act of pleasuring two men at the same time, without either of them knowing about the other. Simply put, the woman kneels within a large dogflap (like a catflap in a door, only larger), and men 'take' her from either end, without being able to see each other.
I was out in Oxford last week, and saw STFCBird dogflapping two tramps in Argos, near Bonn Square.
dogflapping by Tramp#1 August 6, 2004

doofloppy 

a man's OUTternal organ. his best friend. princess sparkle. his PENIS.
Raja was playing with his doofloppy all night.
doofloppy by NanduTang April 15, 2006

dooflachee 

An unknown thingamajig. A word used by old fogies, usually in their 60s or 70s or 80s. This word imparts much aggravation on the listener, however the speaker thinks it's a clever and hip word.
Dude 1: "Yesterday in class my prof was talking about something, and he said, "So if you take this set A of dooflachees, and this set B of widgets..." and then I immediately started to doze off while mashing my teeth."

Dude 2: "Ha, that old geezer thinks that annoying old slang is cool, what a douche bag."

Dude 1: "Yeah, but oh well. What can you do?"

Dude 2: "Ummm... drop the course?"

Dude 1: "yeah, but I can't. He's the only dude who teaches this class."

Dude 2: "Guess you're SOL then."
dooflachee by Adel7 August 25, 2007