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dooflache 

(doo-floch-E)noun. a person whos name you don't know,and you don't care if they know that you have no idea what there name is.
Hey dooflache, no one cares so shut up!
dooflache by Brooke Davis January 6, 2008
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douflachy 

A word used when a lapse of memory prevents you from coming up with the right name or object.
did you hear what douflachy said? - Hey douflachy, or whatever your name is...

dooflitchy 

An incompetent little boy that annoys the hell out of anyone
That dooflitchy over there peed on the lawn again
dooflitchy by AC April 27, 2003

dooflachee 

An unknown thingamajig. A word used by old fogies, usually in their 60s or 70s or 80s. This word imparts much aggravation on the listener, however the speaker thinks it's a clever and hip word.
Dude 1: "Yesterday in class my prof was talking about something, and he said, "So if you take this set A of dooflachees, and this set B of widgets..." and then I immediately started to doze off while mashing my teeth."

Dude 2: "Ha, that old geezer thinks that annoying old slang is cool, what a douche bag."

Dude 1: "Yeah, but oh well. What can you do?"

Dude 2: "Ummm... drop the course?"

Dude 1: "yeah, but I can't. He's the only dude who teaches this class."

Dude 2: "Guess you're SOL then."
dooflachee by Adel7 August 25, 2007

dooflachee 

After sneezing, it is the particle of slimy snot that is dangling from your nostril.
*sneeze*

Bless you! Um, dude, you have a dooflachee--get a tissue!
dooflachee by Manic Monkey December 27, 2010
A term used in place of a person's name, especially a flaky or unintelligent person.

Also spelled duflachie.
I have to go meet douflachi tomorrow to give him a make up test-- he forgot to take the exam today.
douflachi by Baconsthorpe June 1, 2018
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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