doodliest 

A San Antonio phrase for when someone is doing their best, but that best just isn’t good enough.

Person A: What do you mean you’ve only wrote one paragraph of your essay, You had all week! What have you been doing??
Person B: ...my doodliest.

🥺
👉👈

doodliest by PhatGecko September 24, 2021

Doodliest 

to the best of your ability but your best is less than adequate for the situation.

the bare minimum

Scenario 1
Person 1: What are you doing?!?!

Person 2: MY DOODLIEST

Scenario 2
*watching cat fail at catching a bug*
Person 1: She's doing her doodliest...

Doodliest by Dandanthedan October 1, 2021

Doodliest 

When you're doing your best but your best isn't very great to begin with.

I'm doing my doodliest.
Do your doodliest.

Doodliest by Dandanthedan September 19, 2021

dadliest 

A person who behaves in the manner the stereotypical dad would. This includes, but is not limited to, Hawaiian Shirts, dead memes, and the regular dad joke.

One need not be a dad to earn the title of "The Dadliest."

Paul: Guys, let's go get some food. I'm really hungry.
James: OH, NICE TO MEET YOU, REALLY HUNGRY! I'M JAMES! *dabs*
Tom: James, you truly are the dadliest of them all.

dadliest by akuwardmoments December 31, 2017

cheatsy doodles 

The act of cheating in a game and taunting your friends as you do it in order to piss off your friends so you can laugh at their expense. Popularized by many YouTubers, notably SeaNanners.

Person 1: "Hey, you can't get me up here."
Person 2: "Stop fucking cheatsy doodling!"
Person 1: laughing maniacally "CHEATSY DOODLES!!!"

cheatsy doodles by IfIDieItsDrDerp April 25, 2014

Doodles Poodles

A group of 4 amazing friends who love summer,dogs, and are absolutely insane and act 4 years old all the time and can party pretty hard

Man those doodles poodles are like the coolest people I know

Doodles Poodles by Funlover2018 May 26, 2018

wanky doodles

Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!

I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!

wanky doodles by Halevi January 29, 2015