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doodliest 

A San Antonio phrase for when someone is doing their best, but that best just isn’t good enough.
Person A: What do you mean you’ve only wrote one paragraph of your essay, You had all week! What have you been doing??
Person B: ...my doodliest.

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doodliest by PhatGecko September 24, 2021
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Doodliest 

to the best of your ability but your best is less than adequate for the situation.

the bare minimum
Scenario 1
Person 1: What are you doing?!?!

Person 2: MY DOODLIEST

Scenario 2
*watching cat fail at catching a bug*
Person 1: She's doing her doodliest...
Doodliest by Dandanthedan October 1, 2021

Doodliest 

When you're doing your best but your best isn't very great to begin with.
I'm doing my doodliest.
Do your doodliest.
Doodliest by Dandanthedan September 19, 2021

dadliest 

A person who behaves in the manner the stereotypical dad would. This includes, but is not limited to, Hawaiian Shirts, dead memes, and the regular dad joke.

One need not be a dad to earn the title of "The Dadliest."
Paul: Guys, let's go get some food. I'm really hungry.
James: OH, NICE TO MEET YOU, REALLY HUNGRY! I'M JAMES! *dabs*
Tom: James, you truly are the dadliest of them all.
dadliest by akuwardmoments December 31, 2017

cheatsy doodles 

The act of cheating in a game and taunting your friends as you do it in order to piss off your friends so you can laugh at their expense. Popularized by many YouTubers, notably SeaNanners.
Person 1: "Hey, you can't get me up here."
Person 2: "Stop fucking cheatsy doodling!"
Person 1: laughing maniacally "CHEATSY DOODLES!!!"

Doodles Poodles

A group of 4 amazing friends who love summer,dogs, and are absolutely insane and act 4 years old all the time and can party pretty hard
Man those doodles poodles are like the coolest people I know

wanky doodles

Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!
I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!
wanky doodles by Halevi January 29, 2015
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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