noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence

Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.

doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014

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doodoo shirt in grey pants

The worst type of player on NBA 2K usually has no badges, no Iq, and a trash record.

Damn bro that nigga manny a doodoo shirt in grey pants

doodoo shirt in grey pants by Ridgeway11 October 30, 2018

DooDoo Garbage

YouTuber turned TikTok rapper DDG's new name

DooDoo Garbage, your time has come.

DooDoo Garbage by 💩💩🗑️ June 27, 2023

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DooDoo Feces

Michael Jackson's go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all humans produce, DooDoo Feces is a lighter, more casual take on the notorious Number Two - a shitty substitution for any situation.

Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."

Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."

DooDoo Feces by StrangerInDanger May 14, 2018

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