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donkey rubber 

Shoving as many penises with condoms in a donkeys asshole as you can fit before getting kicked
Giovani, Caleb, and ricco all did a donkey rubber before giovani got kicked.
donkey rubber by riccoungaretti April 6, 2014
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Rubber Donkey 

Childs or immature adults game thought to have originated in Texas.

The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".This game can provide you with humorous stories for life. Enter with care.

Rules -
1. To play - each player must pinky shake with one another to be in "Rubber Donkey". One cannot strike another that he/she has not pinky shaked with.

2. The game is played 24 hours a day, seven days a week for life. To get out of the game a player must pinky shake again with all players he or she has entered the game with.

3.The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".

4. Strikes are with the fist to the torso area (no groin shots). An offender may be struck by one or multiple players, multiple times until the phrase "Rubber Donkey" is uttered by the offender. Stealth attacks are encouraged.

5. Other rules may be agreed upon by individual players and are between those players only. Strikes are with the fist unless agreed upon otherwise. (Dog Brothers may develop some interesting rules.)

Do you want to play Rubber Donkey?
Rubber Donkey by BJJ December 15, 2008

rubber donkey dick 

something that is crude and rude. It is a noun.
I would not fuck you with a rubber donkey dick. And or...that sucks rubber donkey dick.
rubber donkey dick by fluffer November 23, 2002

rubber donkey 

When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it
Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve

Rubber-nosed swamp donkey 

Another name for a moose. Nickname derived from their very large muzzle, sometimes described as rubbery or leathery and their affinity for aquatic environments, where they often feed, and their large, somewhat ungainly, donkey-like appearance.
Dusty went hunting for deer and ended up face to face with a rubber-nosed swamp donkey.

donkeyribber

A term of insult which identifies the subject as someone who enjoys sexual intercourse with donkeys. Often applied to rural males due to their reputed fondness for bestiality.
Donny was calling us faggots in gym today.

Seriously? I'd rather be a fag than a backwards donkeyribber like him.
donkeyribber by Manglewood July 29, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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