donkey p 

a favorite beaverage of a headshot (see tool also Headshot)

u did u see that headshot was driunking the donkey p

donkey p by 33.6k powar January 30, 2003

Donkey Privilege 

That which allows a Democrat to do, say, or behave in ways that would have a Republican's house burned down, his land salted, and his family sold into slavery.

Remember when Hillary called young black dudes "Super-predators" and people voted for her anyway? That donkey privilege is kicking in big time.

Donkey Privilege by Coyote1970 November 17, 2018

donkey piss 

Any sub-standard alcoholic beverage

"Do you have Heineken?"

"No Sir. Would you like our local pale lager?"

"You mean that donkey piss brand. No thanks, I'll pass."

donkey piss by Kevin the Aussie October 24, 2008

Kellog Donkey Punch 

Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face

The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.

Kellog Donkey Punch by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009

Amish Donkey Plow

When you are fornicating from behind and you take the other members arms and pull them behind them. Then you proceed to walk them around the room.

Tara was pissed that Travis performed the Amish Donkey Plow on her.

Amish Donkey Plow by Evanieser1 January 18, 2009

Donkey Pants 

A very horny guy (usually very drunk) who is thinking with his penis instead of his head.

So tell me again Donkey Pants, you want to give this stripper your car and credit card so she and her friend can go get us some booze?

Donkey Pants by cliffjw September 16, 2008

donkey punching her love box 

When a woman is flicking her bean and she is about to cum, she punches herself in the vagina.

Angela said that while she is donkey punching her love box while viewing porn on Xhamster.com, she covers her computer with saran wrap to avoid squirting all over her keyboard.

donkey punching her love box by Monstruoso September 29, 2013