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dong flong

The act of a man thrusting his hips in a fore to aft motion, resulting in his penis slapping the front of his garments; a thin, non-restricting garment is preferred, such as boxers or basketball shorts. A bigger package along with the perfection of the hip thrust movement results in a more effective and visually impressive dong flong.
Cody's parents visited him last weekend and came over for dinner. Whilst they were enjoying a nice, candlelit meal, I came running into the living room and asserted my alpha-male status of the apartment by doing a thirty second dong flong in silk boxers.
by NFG Dong Flong January 28, 2014
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willy willy wong tong wong flong dong

The song of the "ling ling" culture but can be used as an insult towards people of the asian ethnicity

Goes to the song of chopsticks
Ling-Ling- "Oh Herro!"
white person - "Fuck off you willy willy wong tong wong flong dong!"
by Enjoyingmothafookingfob October 9, 2017
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Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing hong

Asian asshole getting penetrated by an extremely hot rod that is at least 12 inches and 20 degrees with a Huge cum bucket beside them
Oh gawd please stop Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing honging me
by Penetrating dong March 23, 2021
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flong your dong

If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with some simpering fags. They love to beat their puds together on the street corner.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007
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Fling Dong

When one 'helicopters' his penis and hits someone by accident.
Jim: Brrrrrrrmmm (Helicopters)

(Jim hits his penis against Bill)

Bill: Da fuck?! Put that away!!

Jim: Sorry man. I just fling donged you! I clean it up.
by Broose Lee February 10, 2014
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dingflong

When someone does something ridiculous, asked a question or said something that is just completely off the wall,and stupid.
Why did you do that you dingflong?
That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard ya dingflong.
by DudemanTJ October 20, 2015
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DongAlong

Yo man she wanted the dongalong baddd
by SickleCell January 6, 2004
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