dong flong 

The act of a man thrusting his hips in a fore to aft motion, resulting in his penis slapping the front of his garments; a thin, non-restricting garment is preferred, such as boxers or basketball shorts. A bigger package along with the perfection of the hip thrust movement results in a more effective and visually impressive dong flong.

Cody's parents visited him last weekend and came over for dinner. Whilst they were enjoying a nice, candlelit meal, I came running into the living room and asserted my alpha-male status of the apartment by doing a thirty second dong flong in silk boxers.

dong flong by NFG Dong Flong January 28, 2014

willy willy wong tong wong flong dong 

The song of the "ling ling" culture but can be used as an insult towards people of the asian ethnicity

Goes to the song of chopsticks

Ling-Ling- "Oh Herro!"
white person - "Fuck off you willy willy wong tong wong flong dong!"

willy willy wong tong wong flong dong by Enjoyingmothafookingfob October 9, 2017

Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing hong 

Asian asshole getting penetrated by an extremely hot rod that is at least 12 inches and 20 degrees with a Huge cum bucket beside them

Oh gawd please stop Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing honging me

Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing hong by Penetrating dong March 23, 2021

flong your dong 

Beat your pud.
Beat your meat.
Beat off.
Tap your log.

If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with some simpering fags. They love to beat their puds together on the street corner.

flong your dong by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

Fling Dong 

When one 'helicopters' his penis and hits someone by accident.

Jim: Brrrrrrrmmm (Helicopters)

(Jim hits his penis against Bill)

Bill: Da fuck?! Put that away!!

Jim: Sorry man. I just fling donged you! I clean it up.

Fling Dong by Broose Lee February 10, 2014

dingflong 

When someone does something ridiculous, asked a question or said something that is just completely off the wall,and stupid.

Why did you do that you dingflong?
That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard ya dingflong.

dingflong by DudemanTJ October 20, 2015

DongAlong 

A weener AKA Dick Penis Cock a long dick

Yo man she wanted the dongalong baddd

DongAlong by SickleCell January 6, 2004