Skip to main content

dong flong 

The act of a man thrusting his hips in a fore to aft motion, resulting in his penis slapping the front of his garments; a thin, non-restricting garment is preferred, such as boxers or basketball shorts. A bigger package along with the perfection of the hip thrust movement results in a more effective and visually impressive dong flong.
Cody's parents visited him last weekend and came over for dinner. Whilst they were enjoying a nice, candlelit meal, I came running into the living room and asserted my alpha-male status of the apartment by doing a thirty second dong flong in silk boxers.
dong flong by NFG Dong Flong January 28, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

willy willy wong tong wong flong dong 

The song of the "ling ling" culture but can be used as an insult towards people of the asian ethnicity

Goes to the song of chopsticks
Ling-Ling- "Oh Herro!"
white person - "Fuck off you willy willy wong tong wong flong dong!"

Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing hong 

Asian asshole getting penetrated by an extremely hot rod that is at least 12 inches and 20 degrees with a Huge cum bucket beside them
Oh gawd please stop Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing honging me

flong your dong 

Beat your pud.
Beat your meat.
Beat off.
Tap your log.
If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with some simpering fags. They love to beat their puds together on the street corner.
flong your dong by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

Fling Dong 

When one 'helicopters' his penis and hits someone by accident.
Jim: Brrrrrrrmmm (Helicopters)

(Jim hits his penis against Bill)

Bill: Da fuck?! Put that away!!

Jim: Sorry man. I just fling donged you! I clean it up.
Fling Dong by Broose Lee February 10, 2014

dingflong 

When someone does something ridiculous, asked a question or said something that is just completely off the wall,and stupid.
Why did you do that you dingflong?
That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard ya dingflong.
dingflong by DudemanTJ October 20, 2015

DongAlong 

A weener AKA Dick Penis Cock a long dick
Yo man she wanted the dongalong baddd
DongAlong by SickleCell January 6, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
Load more