dingflong 

When someone does something ridiculous, asked a question or said something that is just completely off the wall,and stupid.

Why did you do that you dingflong?
That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard ya dingflong.

dingflong by DudemanTJ October 20, 2015

DingDongPuddlez 

A huge annoying karmawhore on Reddit as well as a power-tripping mod.

u/DingDongPuddlez is hated by many and liked by few

DingDongPuddlez by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN November 30, 2021

dingaling sting 

to ruthlessly pork a woman.. with your man rod..

hey man what did you do last night? jessica came over, i gave her the dingaling sting.

dingaling sting by joshxmoore July 31, 2009

Downward Dingdong 

The act of pointing a boner downward so you can take that first piss of the day when you've got morningwood.

"Man, I woke up having to piss like crazy this morning, but I had major morningwood."
"What'd you do? Piss in your own face?"
"No way, man. Downward dingdong."

Downward Dingdong by Raul Hormel October 23, 2012

Dingdong and Marian 

The best looking and sexiest couple in Philippine showbiz. Dingdong Dantes was rediscovered by televiewers when he redefined himself as a romantic leading man. He was chosen as E's 3rd sexiest man in the world. Dingdong's dear inamorata is Marian Rivera who is beauty personified. She got her big break when she won the part of Marimar and was FHM Philippines' numero uno in 2008.

DINGDONG and MARIAN exude undeniable chemistry that passive televiewers turned into active supporters of the phenomenal love team. The well-loved couple provides joy, inspiration and motivation to their multitude of fans.

Dingdong and Marian by donandmarie December 10, 2009

Dingalongdingdingdong

A man with a giant gaping penis hole usually likes underage boys has fun in bed and likes to drink gamer girl pee

What a Dingalongdingdingdong

Dingalongdingdingdong by Lethal_larry September 9, 2019

Dingalingum

a guy with a fairly small dick.
a dick a little on the smallish

dude, i feel bad for that dingalingum

Dingalingum by Kusal De Silva November 9, 2007