shong

It means "clown" in the language Assamese/Asamiya spoken in Assam, India.
It is a rather popular slang in Bangladesh/Bengal due to certain racially questionable comedy plays namely Shong Bhong Chong (2009).

random bengali boomer: hey shreshtha have you watched Shong Bhong Chong in the local theatre airing this weekend?
random bengali boomer whamen: yes i have, shong was a complete clown Chakma fuck!

by pooperbengali July 06, 2020

shong

combination of short and long put together.

shong+long=shong

i have shong hair.

by dalia reyes January 05, 2007

shong

Hair that is not short, or long. It's like medium length hair, but a little longer.

Susy: your hair is growing really quickly! its so long!
Jane: its not that long yet, *sigh* its short!
Bobby: not short! its SHONG!

by Jenny-Jen March 17, 2012

shong

A song that is very good.

"The Start of Something New" is a wonderful shong.

by racheliscoolyoyoyo January 17, 2009

Shong

A button down full sleeve collared shirt that turns into a thong at the bottom. An all in one shirt/thong combo piece very popular amongst the men of the Jersey shore.

Kyle knew he would have a successful meeting because he was sporting one of the many new shongs he received for his birthday.

by Scotty Biffdaniels December 17, 2010

Shong

1. When you are wrong about a subject or person that is in reality a very important person.
2. A mack daddy that is something like a magician or comedian of a clown or mathematician

3. A verbal expression signifying shhh be quiet and follow me because I have the right code to fix the bullshit..
4. The inside joke of looky, looky what I found..

Looky round looky round shong, put on your sunglasses and let's ride...

Shong.. that is a very important person, hush your face because that is the fucking alien...

Code word for Shh hit the bong....you better believe in God

by HaloTheHalo December 12, 2021

Shong

That guy on the book that explains to people how to be funny and is a living meme.

Hey guys look at this three year old meme I found. Ohh let me explain to you how to be funny...

Imma stop you there Shong✋

by Derek Dobies July 27, 2019