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a big idiot loser who doesn't know how to drive. often drives you off the road, or just crashes right into you and totals your motherfuckin car.
"The highway was full of doncos this morning!"
"Damn donco, get outta my way!"
"That stupid donco rear-ended me and now my car is a piece of shit!"
donco by KO January 22, 2004
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Dongoloid 

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019

Luka Doncic 

A Slovenian basketballer, currently playing for Dallas Mavericks of the NBA. Nicknamed "wonderboy" by European audience. Already known for his Clutchyness} and [crazy stepback threes. At 19 he has already won multiple trophies and awards including: Euroleague title, Eurobasket title and Euroleague MVP. Although doubted by many before his debut for the "Mavs", he continues to prove his critics wrong.
Guy 1: Bro, Did you see that crazy ass buzzer beater? Who is that guy?
Guy 2: It's Luka Doncic.
Luka Doncic by Avenc3nt December 9, 2018

Dongcopter 

Also known as the windmill. A nude male moving his hips in a way that his penis swings 360 degrees around. Its like a flesh nunchuck. For added comedic effect such as at a party or in a locker room: in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice you say "Get to the choppa nowwww!"
The best way to dry your manhood after a shower is doing the dongcopter.
Dongcopter by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Luka Doncic 

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
Luka Doncic by asten9899 May 29, 2023
The dogcow is a drawing of a rather indiscriminate-looking animal (it looks mostly like a dog but is said to have the spots of a cow) that is used in the Apple Macintosh operating system (versions before OS X) to help tell users about their printing options. You can see the dogcow (in Mac OS 9.x or earlier) by going to the Finder, looking under "Page Setup...", and then looking under printer options. The dogcow is used to show you what kind of option you've selected. For example, "Flip Horizontal" flips the dogcow to upside down.

If you click on the dogcow, the Macintosh sends you the animal's characteristic cry of "Moof"! The dogcow icon was originally created by graphic artist Susan Kare in 1987. Susan is the same artist who created the graphic interface for everyone's favorite Windows 3.1 card game, Solitaire. Microsoft has adopted its own version of the dogcow and uses it to demonstrate slide transitions in its PowerPoint application, although Apple retains its copyright on the original image and, believe it or not, the "Moof"!
In Mac OS, click on the Dogcow and you will hear "Moof"!
Dogcow by Speed Racer September 15, 2004

Double Dongo

When the male inserts both testicles into the female's vagina or anus.
We were having sex anyway, so I figured, why not go for the Double Dongo, Bess will probably love it. She didn't.
Double Dongo by Woody Tobias, Jr. February 16, 2009
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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