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Don't go there

Don't talk about that, you're just going to dig yourself a deeper hole.

More generally, don't do (whatever was last mentioned), you'll regret it if you do.
Butthead: "Hey, what about if we call those queers 'fags' like 'normal' people?"
School counselor: "Don't go there."
Meaning: if you even mention it to anybody but me, you're just going to make it obvious to everybody how stupid you are.

"I think we should TP the Police Chief's house"
"Don't go there."
You'll be in a world of hurt if you even park in front of it with a roll of TP in your hand.
Don't go there by APDamien October 10, 2018

Don't Go There

Associated Content's TOS rule where articles are warned not to employ wolf ticket taunts containing double homicide profanity, ethnic slur laced expose' and other things as Rational Wiki would coined "pissed at us" responses. These are akin to slash fanfiction writers or real person fiction of the slash variety. Ao3 got pissed at me over the 'peter puffer' response to those who write real person fiction.

One of the articles I had the wham line, "Every religion has its douchebag" as the publisher I took aim at got pissed and thrown every Italian slur at me one could think of in one single paragraph. "You motherfucking dego, greaseball wop with your wolf ticket wham line," as I even took one last poke at Fandom Wank as they linked my Associated Content profile at the time. Mindset commented on piss blogger The Rusty Nail demanding her name was removed. Associated Content closed my presence over the employment of multiple wham lines in articles as I took aim at LiveJournal user RockCandy76 over pirating my memoir as I outed him as a Wal-mart cashier. Though some of my part-time writers have worked in Wal-mart as I found a story on FictionPress called "Babies Come From Wal-Mart" with wham lines that rival The Fandom Writer.
Someone on Associated Content seeing "The Hive Mind" article --"shit he was trying to see how much he can cross the line with the double homicide wham lines in a single article. It's noted as being the first time he took aim at SomethingAwful for lifting his work and trying to turn his main character from Spectral Exile into a leatherman fag. He caught one of the blogtroll twins from Diary-X trying to do a shitty emo poem from his extremely hard true crime yarn. He's pissed. "

bugchaser gossip blogger and The Rusty Nail, "Let's screen cap this asshole wop's dribble and fuck him out of his royalties." Poppy Z. Brite when she saw him on Associated Content was pissed over his rapid barrage of wham line remarks. He crossed the line because he defied the "Don't Go There Rule."
Don't Go There by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

Don't go there girlfriend 

A term that generally means Don't go there but the girlfriend part is added on because this special term is used by women or sarcastic feminine men.

Notes: This term that doesn't have to be used towards a girlfriend. When saying, "Don't go there girlfriend" One must snap their fingers twice in a wavy zig-zag motion with your right hand from right to left and then right again in a smooth curve starting from the right side of your face and ending there. Your left hand must be at your hip and your facial expression must say, nuh uh.

This term was started by urban black women and ghetto queens and is often used with the phrase Oh no you di'int
Person1: I will kick your ass right here right now BITCH!

Person2: Don't go there girlfriend *snap snap*

Person1: *Kick in the ass*

Person2: Oh no you di'int!!

Person1: Oh yes I did! *Shoots with gun, twice*

Person2: Oh no you di--

Person1: *Shoots rest of clip*

Person2: *Bleeding sounds*

Don't even go there.  

Don't try that. Don't bring up that subject. You'll get nowhere with me, by trying the argumentative tactic that you just attempted.
Person #1: Hey, stop drinking my beer!

Person #2: Well, you took a nibble of my chicken diable that time.

Person #1: Don't even go there.

don't go in there

when a girl doesn't want a guy to ejaculate inside of her.
guy: "I'm bout to."

girl: "Well, don't go in there!"

Girls don't want creampies! So, don't cum in them!
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