Don't Cry 

A statement to assert your dominance to someone you just roasted. this usually a follow-up to what you just said

Guy 1: You're a fucking cunt ya dick head
Guy 2: Hey man fuc-
Guy 1: It's okay don't cry, don't fuckin cry

Don't Cry by TOTALLYNEVERGOOD123 September 8, 2019

don't cry 

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a fat woman. A reference to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

Her face looked thin on her profile...but then I met her and she was a total don't cry.

don't cry by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

don't cry 

1) used when a friend is having a tough time or seems to have a lot on their plate to make them laugh off their stress and to show them that you know they can do it.

2) a phrase that closely resembles the usage of don't die and the meaning of man up or buck up

3) used less for mocking and more for inspiration/consolation

Friend A: "I can't believe I have an 8-10 page paper, two tests, and a 10 minute presentation all in one week."
Friend B: "Don't cry."
Friend A: "Thanks man, your tender words will help get me through it."

don't cry by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010

Don't Cry, Craft

A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.

Watch out, the Phandom has risen.

"Bro, I'm crying so hard; Angela left me."

"Don't cry, craft."

"What?"

"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."

Don't Cry, Craft by jawnthehedgelord April 19, 2015

Don't cry over spilt milk 

A phrase your mother tells you to remind you that your father left you and that you meant nothing to him, that he'll never EVER return with that spilt milk.

Your obese mom: Don't cry over spilt milk you whiny little bitch

Don't cry over spilt milk by --BerryTheManokit-- November 30, 2022

Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water

The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.

Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.

Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water by Miss Universe 2020 July 29, 2020

Don't cry about it 

v., neg. imper.: To not make a big deal out of something; to not become such a little bitch as to cry, even whine, about an issue.

Wife: "Gosh, I hate it when you leave your socks all over the floor! You're so inconsiderate!

Husband: "Don't cry about it! I'll pick 'em up. DAMN!"

Don't cry about it by The Grammarian February 15, 2006