AgentColdShadow's definitions

nondie

An artist or band so underground that they haven't ever performed their craft.

Nah...he ain't indie, he's nondie. He ain't ever even picked up a guitar.

by AgentColdShadow March 17, 2016

Slickle

A portmanteau of the words "slowly", "lick", and "tickle" first proposed in the Chip Zdarsky story "The Petals Fall Twice".

He slickled her clit until she could barely breathe.

by AgentColdShadow March 17, 2016

Aesthetic

Adj. A blanket term to refer to a set of styles and colors which were popularly used in commercial applications within the approximate year range of 1981-1994. Easily identified by the use of magenta and cyan as complimentary colors as well as simple and/or untextured three-dimensional shapes.

That video of the corporate retreat from 1986 was totally aesthetic.

by AgentColdShadow November 16, 2016

saladdin

A vegan that crusades against the consumption of meat by others. A portmanteau of the words salad and paladin.

Wherever meat is being processed there will be a saladdin picketing.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

Solomonize

To propose a ludicrous solution to a dispute in order to gauge reactions and render a judgment justly.

Judge williams solomonized in family court to determine custody.

by AgentColdShadow January 1, 2009

Smagma

A mix of smegma (the cheese-like accumulation of organic debris under the foreskin of the penis, or under the clitoral hood) and hot sauce. Goes great on a cheeseburger.

I decided against showering for a week so I could have enough smagma to dip my chips into.

by AgentColdShadow February 19, 2023

Nanoturfer

One who uses false science and/or pseudoscience as the basis of a political movement.

Person 1: He says "video games cause cancer"...
Person 2: Just another douchebag nanoturfer.

by AgentColdShadow July 22, 2011