Definitions by AgentColdShadow

Fuffing

Non-penetrative sex involving the rubbing or grinding of the underside of a penis between the labia majora to produce both penile and clitoral stimulation, usually with the partner with the vulva on top. Related to the word "fucking" but is softer as it is non-penetrative. For the anal/intra-gluteal version, see "Hotdogging".

The couple tried out fuffing instead of intercourse to increase clitoral stimulation.

Fuffing by AgentColdShadow December 26, 2025

Smagma 

A mix of smegma (the cheese-like accumulation of organic debris under the foreskin of the penis, or under the clitoral hood) and hot sauce. Goes great on a cheeseburger.

I decided against showering for a week so I could have enough smagma to dip my chips into.

Smagma by AgentColdShadow February 19, 2023

cumilingus 

The act of performing cunnilingus either on someone who has recently been creampied or with cum in your mouth

The three-way porn video ended with cum-swapping and cumilingus.

cumilingus by AgentColdShadow October 31, 2020

Lostalgia 

To be nostalgic for a time one has never known, such as times from before one's own birth.

The pictures of flappers at a speakeasy left me with a sense of lostalgia.

Lostalgia by AgentColdShadow October 25, 2018

Assid 

Diarrhea that burns so badly that it feels as though you've shat out a chemistry experiment.

I found out about my gastroenteritis through the trial-by-fire that is assid.

Assid by AgentColdShadow August 26, 2018

Shartorial

A way of referencing fashion as being terrible or ugly. A portmaneau of the words "sartorial" and "shart".

The latest pictures from Milan Fashion Week are an exercise in the shartorial.

Shartorial by AgentColdShadow November 6, 2017

perv view 

The list of kinks you are willing to accommodate in a sexual relationship. A pun on the words "purview" and "pervert".

She said she really wanted to piss on my face, but I let her know that it was beyond my perv view.

perv view by AgentColdShadow April 2, 2017