AgentColdShadow's definitions

soulfie

A selfie that somehow manages to actually capture the real emotions of the person who took it.

I just saw his soulfie...I can feel how elated he is.

by AgentColdShadow March 17, 2016

Nanoturfer

One who uses false science and/or pseudoscience as the basis of a political movement.

Person 1: He says "video games cause cancer"...
Person 2: Just another douchebag nanoturfer.

by AgentColdShadow July 22, 2011

clingfling

A chick who stalks you after a one-night-stand

Man, Rosa's a real clingfling. I said I couldn't be tied down and it was for fun...Some chicks just don't listen.

by AgentColdShadow March 16, 2008

saladdin

A vegan that crusades against the consumption of meat by others. A portmanteau of the words salad and paladin.

Wherever meat is being processed there will be a saladdin picketing.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

Solomonize

To propose a ludicrous solution to a dispute in order to gauge reactions and render a judgment justly.

Judge williams solomonized in family court to determine custody.

by AgentColdShadow January 1, 2009

Shartorial

A way of referencing fashion as being terrible or ugly. A portmaneau of the words "sartorial" and "shart".

The latest pictures from Milan Fashion Week are an exercise in the shartorial.

by AgentColdShadow November 6, 2017

Smagma

A mix of smegma (the cheese-like accumulation of organic debris under the foreskin of the penis, or under the clitoral hood) and hot sauce. Goes great on a cheeseburger.

I decided against showering for a week so I could have enough smagma to dip my chips into.

by AgentColdShadow February 19, 2023