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Adj. A blanket term to refer to a set of styles and colors which were popularly used in commercial applications within the approximate year range of 1981-1994. Easily identified by the use of magenta and cyan as complimentary colors as well as simple and/or untextured three-dimensional shapes.
That video of the corporate retreat from 1986 was totally aesthetic.
by AgentColdShadow November 16, 2016

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Falsely retro. A portmanteau of the French word faux and the Latin word retro.
The modern 8-bit throwback games are decidedly retraux.
by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

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A selfie that somehow manages to actually capture the real emotions of the person who took it.
I just saw his soulfie...I can feel how elated he is.
by AgentColdShadow March 17, 2016

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One who uses false science and/or pseudoscience as the basis of a political movement.
Person 1: He says "video games cause cancer"...
Person 2: Just another douchebag nanoturfer.
by AgentColdShadow July 21, 2011

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To propose a ludicrous solution to a dispute in order to gauge reactions and render a judgment justly.
Judge williams solomonized in family court to determine custody.
by AgentColdShadow December 31, 2008

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The kind of ultra stretchy and sticky cum that only exists in anime and manga.
She was totally covered in that mozzarella cum which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.
by AgentColdShadow November 15, 2016

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Acronym for "What, you think you're better than me?!"
Those wytybtm parents should never have had a child.
by AgentColdShadow February 07, 2010

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