AgentColdShadow's definitions

Assid

Diarrhea that burns so badly that it feels as though you've shat out a chemistry experiment.

I found out about my gastroenteritis through the trial-by-fire that is assid.

by AgentColdShadow August 26, 2018

Lostalgia

To be nostalgic for a time one has never known, such as times from before one's own birth.

The pictures of flappers at a speakeasy left me with a sense of lostalgia.

by AgentColdShadow October 25, 2018

don't cry

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a fat woman. A reference to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

Her face looked thin on her profile...but then I met her and she was a total don't cry.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

clingfling

A chick who stalks you after a one-night-stand

Man, Rosa's a real clingfling. I said I couldn't be tied down and it was for fun...Some chicks just don't listen.

by AgentColdShadow March 16, 2008

Shartorial

A way of referencing fashion as being terrible or ugly. A portmaneau of the words "sartorial" and "shart".

The latest pictures from Milan Fashion Week are an exercise in the shartorial.

by AgentColdShadow November 6, 2017

wytybtm

Acronym for "What, you think you're better than me?!"

Those wytybtm parents should never have had a child.

by AgentColdShadow February 7, 2010

soulfie

A selfie that somehow manages to actually capture the real emotions of the person who took it.

I just saw his soulfie...I can feel how elated he is.

by AgentColdShadow March 17, 2016