AgentColdShadow's definitions

don't cry

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a fat woman. A reference to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

Her face looked thin on her profile...but then I met her and she was a total don't cry.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

Nanoturfer

One who uses false science and/or pseudoscience as the basis of a political movement.

Person 1: He says "video games cause cancer"...
Person 2: Just another douchebag nanoturfer.

by AgentColdShadow July 22, 2011

clingfling

A chick who stalks you after a one-night-stand

Man, Rosa's a real clingfling. I said I couldn't be tied down and it was for fun...Some chicks just don't listen.

by AgentColdShadow March 16, 2008

wytybtm

Acronym for "What, you think you're better than me?!"

Those wytybtm parents should never have had a child.

by AgentColdShadow February 7, 2010

charism

N. An orgasm due to the extreme articulateness and sexiness of the sound of a person's voice.

She had a charism when she first heard John Malkovich interviewed.

by AgentColdShadow February 17, 2017

parroty

N. A spoof of a target which is similar or identical to an existing spoof of that target.

This joke has been used so many times it's more of a parroty than a parody.

by AgentColdShadow November 16, 2016

Smagma

A mix of smegma (the cheese-like accumulation of organic debris under the foreskin of the penis, or under the clitoral hood) and hot sauce. Goes great on a cheeseburger.

I decided against showering for a week so I could have enough smagma to dip my chips into.

by AgentColdShadow February 19, 2023