mozzarella cum

The kind of ultra stretchy and sticky cum that only exists in anime and manga.

She was totally covered in that mozzarella cum which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.

by AgentColdShadow November 15, 2016

charism

N. An orgasm due to the extreme articulateness and sexiness of the sound of a person's voice.

She had a charism when she first heard John Malkovich interviewed.

by AgentColdShadow February 18, 2017

Shartorial

A way of referencing fashion as being terrible or ugly. A portmaneau of the words "sartorial" and "shart".

The latest pictures from Milan Fashion Week are an exercise in the shartorial.

by AgentColdShadow November 07, 2017

Solomonize

To propose a ludicrous solution to a dispute in order to gauge reactions and render a judgment justly.

Judge williams solomonized in family court to determine custody.

by AgentColdShadow January 01, 2009

don't cry

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a fat woman. A reference to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

Her face looked thin on her profile...but then I met her and she was a total don't cry.

by AgentColdShadow February 13, 2016

saladdin

A vegan that crusades against the consumption of meat by others. A portmanteau of the words salad and paladin.

Wherever meat is being processed there will be a saladdin picketing.

by AgentColdShadow February 13, 2016

perv view

The list of kinks you are willing to accommodate in a sexual relationship. A pun on the words "purview" and "pervert".

She said she really wanted to piss on my face, but I let her know that it was beyond my perv view.

by AgentColdShadow April 02, 2017