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Dolores Jane Umbridge 

Dolores Jane Umbridge, or just Umbridge, is the toad faced cunt that first appears in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. She is loathed by almost every student, teacher or employee in Hogwarts, aside from Slytherin house which she shows blatant favouritism to, and the caretaker Filch. She has committed several atrocities to many characters, such as her firing Harry to carve *I must to tell lies* into his hand for weeks on end, forcefully sacking Treylawney, refusing to teach the students and actual education, attempting to sack and Hagrid, and nearly killing McGonagall in the process and trying to send Albus Dumbledore to Azkaban. In The Deathly Hallows, she becomes the Minister for Magic, and starts making illegal court cases against muggleborn witches and and wizards. At the end of the series, she is committed to Azkaban. In HP, almost every single character has something redeemable and there is barely a character that is completely hated. That being said, I have never found a character who doesn't despise Umbridge.
HP fan: Hey, do you think Lucius Malfoy was a good character?
Me: Well, he's no Dolores Jane Umbridge.

Dolores umbridge 

A motherfucking idiot who dresses in all pink and makes students write with quills that cut into their hands. If you like this character, seek mental help.
Dolores umbridge is my least favourite harry potter character
Dolores umbridge by Pantyshitter December 30, 2020

dooremma 

a situation where somebody is not sure whether to hold the door open for an approaching but slow or a faraway person and maybe creating awkwardness for both parties, or to not bother holding the door and risk looking insensitive
The worst part of a dooremma is people are not sure whether to thank the person for holding the door open, or to curse the person for involuntarily rushing them through the door.
dooremma by complan April 21, 2017

Dolores Madrigal. 

The most beautiful thing on earth from the move, 'Encanto.' She was given a gift, (superpower) which is super hearing. Her hair goes in a bun and is from Colombia. She has a crush on her cousin, Isabela's boyfriend, not knowing the future of her and Mariano. (Isabela's boyfriend.)
Me: OMG have you seen 'Encanto?!'
Bff: Yes, why?
Me: Who's your fav?
Bff: Uhhh, Camilo Madrigal.
Me: What about Dolores Madrigal? She's Beautiful! She can hear my Pizza Rolls finish from a mile away!
Sis: I also like Dolores Madrigal.
Dolores is a natural beauty with hazel eyes. Looks great with read lipstick. Shes spiritual and has a lot of faith. She can get on your nerves sometimes but it gets funny after a while. She has a great figure without even trying. She’s weird but you love it. Dolores would go out of her way for you and is very loyal. She has so much love to give and laughter to spread. An amazing girl inside and out.
Friend 1: Where’s Dolores?
Friend 2: Either praying or Studying.
Dolores by PrettyBoyBeef January 16, 2019
A woman named Dolores has chestnut brown hair, and hazel/green eyes. She is beautiful in everyway, and draws you in with her adorkable personality. The greatest woman you will ever know, and it's a true shame if you do not have a person like her in your life. She can't be defined by hobbies, and skills, because the way about her is undefinable, because no collection of words in the English language could ever do her justice.
On a tranquil afternoon you'll find Dolores working out in her garden.
Dolores by Huck Finn September 18, 2016
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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