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man, i didnt do shit yesterday. i was a true domester all day
domester by beyobe December 19, 2011
Words you can keep

ho-dometer 

Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
One day Tila Tequila's ho-dometer's gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.
ho-dometer by Headexpl0dy October 1, 2008

domestext 

When you fight with your significant other via text messages
Me and my girl were in a total domestext last night when I was at work. Man, she is such a bitch.
domestext by bigdaddy19 May 7, 2012

dometers 

Gagues inside of a car. Normally included is the speedometer, odometer, fuel gauge and tachometer.
The Toyota Echo's dometers are set in middle of the car. The resulting crash is probably why it looks like a smushed Corolla.
dometers by Dr. Joseph Kimball July 18, 2004
A person that is too brutal for his own good. The occasional wookie growl is thrown in midst of both serious and casual conversations. Stereo-typically defined as a rat, someone who dresses inappropriately for any occasion what-so-ever. A person that has a never ending addiction for computers and computer games, skateboarding, hardcore and "leet" stuff. Trash punk hardcore is this persons genre choice of music. See also death metal, deathcore, brutalxcore, gorexcore. Consumes the three Ds for breakfast lunch and dinner which shall noted as Death, Doom and Darkness. Only thinks obscured thoughts and uses the words I love you way too much and too frequently. Enjoys calling other people. out in mosh pits to have so called dance offs. Has a mother that carries around a boombox, would stare anyone down like warden staring down his prisoners. A person who has no significant knowledge or capability to drive a motor vehicle. Benign tumors and white outs are a constant plague to a person labeled as such.
Erix: So what are your plans for this weekend? Spending your day at the domsters?
Sarah: Maybe I prefer not to though. He's always saying hes in love with me, and his mother just sits there on their couch staring at us all day. Sometimes I think about how wierd he can be but I do really like him a lot :)
domster by lrac yelhsa May 21, 2008

dompster 

A older person who is scatter brained, overly aggressive, seeks attention, manic, needs validation from humans and animals, but also very pompous as well as a lonely lost soul living on social media with no actually life. They also live at home with their parents, they rely on them for their finances needs while verbal attacking, insulting and crying when they don't get their way. Overall it is someone who is manic, is a mental overload for others and causes issues no matter where their are.
-Wow John is a real dompster fire and I cant look away but can say I'm happy I never became their friend.
-Yo Bradley you need to stop being such a dompster and change your ways before they lock you away! narcotic
dompster by Spastistic Neighbor March 5, 2022

Domestead 

1. A dome shaped house, especially a cabin, tiny home or off grid type; featuring a dome element in a structure or dwelling.

2. Combining a dome structural element to a cabin, tiny home or farmhouse style dwelling space, typically as a second level that may include a loft.
Bucky turned his rural cabin into a domestead by adding a dome roof with a loft as a second story.
Domestead by Morpheus81 August 5, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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