dompster 

A older person who is scatter brained, overly aggressive, seeks attention, manic, needs validation from humans and animals, but also very pompous as well as a lonely lost soul living on social media with no actually life. They also live at home with their parents, they rely on them for their finances needs while verbal attacking, insulting and crying when they don't get their way. Overall it is someone who is manic, is a mental overload for others and causes issues no matter where their are.

-Wow John is a real dompster fire and I cant look away but can say I'm happy I never became their friend.
-Yo Bradley you need to stop being such a dompster and change your ways before they lock you away! narcotic

dompster by Spastistic Neighbor March 5, 2022

Flompy Dompster 

1) a very purple happy dino-octopus that walks down the street in a generally pleasing manner.
2) a different name for a smoking pipe called the pot-ness-monster that a few of the guests misinterpreted as the "flompy dompster"

1) "Dude, look at that flompy dompster" "Oh man, now I am in a good mood!!!"
2) "What is it called again?" *cough cough cough cough cough* "The Pot-ness-Monster" "Oh" *cough cough cough* "Flompy Dompster?"
3) "DOMPSTERS ALL KINDS!!!"

Flompy Dompster by flompusdompus56 December 29, 2009

dumpster-diving 

(verb) The act of entering garbage dumpsters, often those closest to stores and grocers, in the hopes of finding and procuring food and/or merchandise that has been thrown away by the businesses. Acquired items are then either consumed or resold for profit. Possibly illegal in some states, dumpster diving has been given a bad wrap because of some divers lack of decent, courteous etiquette (i.e. throwing trash out of the dumpster and then never putting it back in the dumpster when finished.

Sometimes D.I. and Tonya would hit the jackpot when they went dumpster-diving. Why one night D.I. acquired a leather coat that the slick little bastard resold for some three-figured amount. Though frowned upon by some, dumpster diving could pay off beaucoup on some evenings.

dumpster-diving by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019

dumpster pump

when two gay men sodomize each other in a back alley, commonly done wearing roller blades.

Oh look! There’s Joe Rogan dumpster pumping with Alex Jones!

dumpster pump by John graham April 9, 2019

dumpster chow 

An item that doesn't work as it should or can't be fixed or isn't worth fixing. Something with out any value that can only be thrown away.

You think I'm low balling you well maybe I am , but I won't offer more than I can afford to throw away if it's dumpster chow. You want more money set it up so I can see it work.

dumpster chow by knowman January 7, 2012

dumpstered 

demolished; destroyed, generally in a competition such as a sport or a game

Brazil just dumpstered on the USA in soccer

Get dumpstered n00b

dumpstered by ZimmermanDidNothingWrong June 29, 2013

Dumpster Dipping 

When you throw your dipping sauce into the trash can and it stands perfectly upright inside and you realize you still had one more fry left so you reach your arm into the trash can to dip your fry.

"Damn, I had to go dumpster dipping because of this sneaky fucking french fry."

Dumpster Dipping by GiggleGrass October 2, 2014