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doodie calls 

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence
Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014
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Doodie Hole

Hey guys, guess what, I put my finger in her doodie hole!
Doodie Hole by Dirty Sally April 9, 2010

dodie yellow

that yellow, invented by Dodie Clark ,AKA dodie with a lowercase d, (she is a youtuber/singer/song-writer) ,which is not very bright nor dull (#fef65b) (she has a Q&A explaining this ).
"is it dodie yellow though?"

"is it snowdie yellow though?"

doodiebomb 

Referring to feces to get a laugh. Popularized by the comedy troupe Stella.
I enjoyed the doodiebombs in every Austin Powers movie.
doodiebomb by Robopoet February 20, 2006

doodiephiliac 

A person who never has a solid stool and always has diarrhea. And I mean all the time.
Dave: Why are you always spending your time on the toilet?

Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.
doodiephiliac by joseph blough March 12, 2022

doodie bark

Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.

Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.

They usually smell like the danger ahead.
"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
doodie bark by nofx9019 December 2, 2009
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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