doglistic

the belief that a dog licking a wound will help it heal

My granny was a big believer of doglistic healing

by Ciro Damalio August 14, 2007

Dialistic

1. When your dyslexic and try to spell dyslexic but fail
2. A dyslexic word for dyslexic, a person named Carlo would commonly interchange these terms and now he's known as the dialistic man

Man, Carlo really said Dialistic instead of Dyslexic. Point and laugh, point and laugh!

by Rektxington April 12, 2021

Dogtistic

An autistic canine

Dog, you're autistic. You're dogtistic!

by T. S. Hogdahl II July 6, 2009

dogistics

the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of what to do with the pooch when you want to get out of town.

Mary: I want to go to Barbados, but I'm not sure what to do with my beloved dog, Molly.

John: You could put her in a kennel...

Mary: No way! Those things are filthy and Molly would be irreparably scarred, mentally and possibly physically!

John: Well then, sounds like you have a serious dogistics problem.

by JoeMammy1 September 30, 2010

dogtastic

infested by dogs.

Watch where you put your feet in the park, it's a bit dogtastic out there.

by EddingtonPD August 26, 2009

dogstick

A term showing fondness for a dog, used similarly with cats catstick or other animals, typically those that are domesticated pets but not necessarily

What a sweet little dogstick!

by Evanevanevan July 9, 2006

dognastics

Dog gymnastics.

Hey look, that dog's doing dognastics in the gym.

by Lt. dogs McGee January 17, 2013