dognastics

Dog gymnastics.

Hey look, that dog's doing dognastics in the gym.

by Lt. dogs McGee January 17, 2013

dogtastic

infested by dogs.

Watch where you put your feet in the park, it's a bit dogtastic out there.

by EddingtonPD August 26, 2009

dogistics

the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of what to do with the pooch when you want to get out of town.

Mary: I want to go to Barbados, but I'm not sure what to do with my beloved dog, Molly.

John: You could put her in a kennel...

Mary: No way! Those things are filthy and Molly would be irreparably scarred, mentally and possibly physically!

John: Well then, sounds like you have a serious dogistics problem.

by JoeMammy1 September 30, 2010