dogbells

Sounded by Barrel at the beginning of a Barn Door. The dogbells usually include the following chants:

"Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!"
"Dogs! Dogs! Dogs! Dogs! Dogs!..."
"Dog pictures on a corkboard! Dog pictures on a corkboard!..."

Note: No dogs are present at Barn Door. None live there. No one has ever been able to make sense out of the infamous dobells.

Mike: "Are we gonna be on time to hear the dogbells sound?"

Stan: "Yes, the dogbells don't usually sound before 7 p.m."

dogbells by Stan Kovalev November 6, 2006

Dogballs 

The act of lowering your nut sack on to the lips of someone that is passed out. The nut sack touches the lips but does not actually enter the mouth as it does in the act of tea-bagging.

Did you see what Jerry did to his buddy the other night at the end of that party? He just dropped his nuts right on his face - dogballs: the ultimate degradation.

Dogballs by Derik Scudder July 30, 2008

dogbelist 

being mean to a dog or discriminatory

"damn that's dogbelist"

dogbelist by 22rrare January 24, 2023

dogballs 

An expression of supreme frustration and/or ridicule with a situation, or person that is unaware of their total ineptitude.

This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."

"You should come to this party tonight--I think it will be cool."

"dogballs to that."

or

"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"

dogballs by Kevin December 15, 2003

dogballs 

When a male has not had sex, jerked off, or had wet dreams for a while and the balls droop due to excessive semen back up.

Jack: I'm so frustrated!
Friend: Why dude?
Jack: My girl ain't giving up the pussy!
Friend: Man u must have dogballs
Jack: The shit is hitting the ground!

dogballs by ghostlancer September 3, 2006

Dogballs 

1. Simply not meeting the standards

"I paid $1,500 for this dog-ball ass ERM."

Dogballs by K September 24, 2003

holy dogballs 

An exclamation used when you see something incredibly unbelievable or an actual sacred canine testicle.

A: Hey, check out my new shirt bro.
B: HOLY DOGBALLS!!!
A: I know it's great. Right?
B: No. Look behind ya, seriously.
A: whoa

holy dogballs by flyingdogmann September 30, 2014