2 definitions by Stan Kovalev
Sounded by Barrel at the beginning of a Barn Door. The dogbells usually include the following chants:
"Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!"
"Dogs! Dogs! Dogs! Dogs! Dogs!..."
"Dog pictures on a corkboard! Dog pictures on a corkboard!..."
Note: No dogs are present at Barn Door. None live there. No one has ever been able to make sense out of the infamous dobells.
"Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!"
"Dogs! Dogs! Dogs! Dogs! Dogs!..."
"Dog pictures on a corkboard! Dog pictures on a corkboard!..."
Note: No dogs are present at Barn Door. None live there. No one has ever been able to make sense out of the infamous dobells.
Mike: "Are we gonna be on time to hear the dogbells sound?"
Stan: "Yes, the dogbells don't usually sound before 7 p.m."
Stan: "Yes, the dogbells don't usually sound before 7 p.m."
by Stan Kovalev November 7, 2006
Used to describe the southeastern states. Ironically, these are the former slave-holding states. Apparently these hillbillies didn't read the whole book.
Jesus: "How are things looking on Earth, Dad?"
God: "Well, the Bible Belt is still dumber than hell."
God: "Well, the Bible Belt is still dumber than hell."
by Stan Kovalev November 7, 2006