dodecanut 

(doe-deck-uh-nut) To ejaculate in a burst of twelve directions, getting sperm everywhere.
Uses: Dodecanut, Dodecanated, Dodecanation, Dodecanating

Tyrone: Let me penetrate and dodecanut inside.
Shawty: If you dodecanut, you will stain my new carpet.

dodecanut by Lil Dodecanut September 22, 2017

Dodecatuple Secret Probation 

The highest level of probation imaginable assigned to a fraternity; the underlying intention being assured failure.

From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation!

Dodecatuple Secret Probation by newkie December 15, 2011

Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder

The Dutch rudder taken to its logical conclusion. Where a double Dutch rudder involves two participants, and a TDR involves three, the Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder involves twelve participants standing in a circle. Each participant holds his member with his right hand, and the man to his lefts right elbow with his left hand. By this means each person can move his neighbour's right arm up and down, essentially masturbating him, but without the gayness of touching another man's penis.

Headline in The Sun newspaper; "England football team + referee involved in Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder - still claim football is not gay."

Scott's mum: "Scott, you need help for your Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder addiction."
Scott: "If twelve men ejaculating together is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder by Big Pimp Daddy June 2, 2010

dodecaretard 

One who is 12 times below the capacity of a fucktard, approximately 7 degrees of stupidity below your average quintard.

Wooow! Did you see that reply-all from Bill last night? How is that dodecaretard still employed here?! How?!

dodecaretard by Winux Nomacs February 9, 2017

Dodecanegron

A dodecanegron is any polynegron with twelve flat faces. The most familiar dodecanegron is the regular dodecanegron, which is a Platonic solid.

Police officer: Mam, can you describe the suspect?
Mam: Well he was a tall, muscular black man, with twelve flat faces.
The police officer writes down "Tall, muscular dodecanegron".

Dodecanegron by Winterous February 18, 2017

Dodecapus 

An octopus but my one scariest nightmare it has twenty tentacles sure good weird hentai for Japan but no not in my head the dodecapus.

Aaaaaah it was that dream again NO THE DODECAPUS IS HERE.

Dodecapus by Danksoul March 25, 2019

dodecanal 

When twelve penises or objects that exemplify penises, such as dildos, in one anus.

It is physically possible to achieve naturally but has rarely been attempted in pornography, certainly not in the mainstream.

However, dodeca anal penetration with the use of eleven penises and one dildo has been done, notably by female porn star josh moran, twice.

Cindy tried dodecanal with her boyfriend and eleven dildos

Samantha had Frank and Derek and Jack and Fred and Bob and Dale and Chris and Josh and Paul and Niall and Rylan sexually penetrate her anus at the same time, and also added a dildo into the mix

Somehow, some way, Jessica got twelve men to fit their erect penises into her anus all at once.

dodecanal by plasticpenguin November 16, 2009