Docktor

An expert in docking. A man with a stretchy, elastic or pliable foreskin capable of enveloping the head of another man's penis.

Doctor Jay proved to be quite the docktor... after he engulfed the acorn head of Mark's penis within his voluminous web of foreskin.

by Clean up your messages please July 20, 2010

Docktor

A specialist in the art of Docking. A man with this title is a surgeon of the art, the best of the best, the Lionel Messi of the Docking world. They engulf almost everything that comes there way be it hockey pucks or another mans foreskin.

Typically a Docktor has a wide array of hobbies that they passionately split their time between.

"Wow what a nice guy Rick is"
"You would say that, but believe it or not - the man's a Docktor"

by humblehombre1332 November 2, 2017

docktor

A carpenter, mason, or welder tasked wif da maintenance/repair of da various boat-piers and fishing-platforms in his local area.

After an especially-severe tropical storm, a sizeable number docktors were dispatched to da region's inhabited coastal areas to clean up da splintered mess and rebuild said shore-dwellers' marinas.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023

ship's doctor syndrome

This describes a medical provider who cannot find land employment due to incompetence, personality or addiction, so they must seek work in a less desirable location in shipping or remote prisons.

The pill popping doctor working in a Mississippi prison is suffering from ship's doctor syndrome.

by I, Wreckerrr March 25, 2017

like a doctor

Made popular by comedian Joey ''Coco'' Diaz. It's a step above like a boss. When you have total disregard for rules and SOP and just do whatever the fuck you want. A doctor could drive in oncoming traffic because they have to get to surgery, without reprocussions.

the carpool lane is for two or more people only but I used it the whole way to Seattle, like a doctor.

by Mcgwicko January 1, 2017

Doctor Windbag

A pompous, self-aggrandizing, egotistical blowhard, who happens to have achieved a doctoral degree in something.

Doctor Windbag will be there, so you may want to find yourself a convenient scheduling conflict.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

proud doctor

Noun: Term used to describe an individual who considers themselves a doctor although never attended medical school. It can also be used to describe anybody who is such a tool they call themselves a doctor in their online persona.

That chiropractor is such a proud doctor, he acts like he saves lives by giving back rubs.

by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013