16 definitions by Mcgwicko
An ass wave is when a girl who has an ass that moves in a wave pattern when youre doing the deed. It looks like a wave pattern in the ocean.
by Mcgwicko April 1, 2023
When you perform a certain Sex act so good (eating pussy, giving head, giving a handjob, etc..) so good you should get a medal for it.
by Mcgwicko September 5, 2016
When beer isn't quite cold enough and you have a few brews in the freezer. For each beer you pull out of the freezer you put one out of the fridge back in the freezer
Dude you just took two beers out the freezer, but didn't put any back. You messed up the freezer rotation
by Mcgwicko June 23, 2014
A common issue in ER rooms. When someone has been drinking to much, and starts to feel as though they are going to have a heart attack or some other major health fail. Characterized by fast heartbeat , dizziness, etc.
Dude I drank hard five days in a row, was at work started feeling like I was gonna have a heart attack. I just had major hangover anxiety .
by Mcgwicko September 11, 2016
by Mcgwicko June 16, 2024
When a girl insists on doing it missionary all the time, and your forearms and wrists get tired from that. Also occurs from masturbating too much .
by Mcgwicko September 11, 2016
This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022