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I wish to got these dochoi.
dochoi by anonymous November 29, 2022
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DocHoopster 

One whom makes other Boston Red Sox fans look bad. At times has valid points, but refuses to admit when he is wrong (which is 95% of the time). This leads to making bigger, bolder, and more ignorant rants. Also threatens his own team with losing his allegiance if they do/do not do as he sees fit.
Dude don't make this worse, just admit your point was proven wrong, don't pull a DocHoopster
DocHoopster by anonymus677869 March 5, 2010
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A goddess, has her own type of sandwich.
She is a queen of everything. She must be a dochica!
dochica by tufuf June 13, 2018
A small, elite group of douche bags, who are at the top of their douche game among their douche monkey brethren. They are the supreme douches of all douche masters, and none can douche as they do -err- douche.

Many douchemeisters believe they inherently belong to the Douchoise. This, however, is complete fallacy. One must prove his douchebaggery to be in exponential excess of your standard douche pack peon in order to even be considered for a rare spot in this sacred and privileged brotherhood. Not just any run of the mill douche monger can join; one must be invited and initiated in the most extreme doucheloaf fashion.

You see, members of the Douchoise (yes, it's capitalized, douche pumper!) are the cream of the crop, the best of the best, and the absolute most douche-esque of all that is douchery.
Damn! That guy is far beyond dickville... he's a member of the effin douchoise!
1. a name for a stupid ugly rat face asian who never stops playing counter-strike and constantly spams the phrase "LOL!O!L!O!L!OLO!L!O!L!O!LLOAOO!O!L!O!L!"

2. the ultimate insult to call someone

3. A pedophile who fantasises about the chick from Harry Potter
dchoi by SuMgUy December 18, 2004

Donhoing 

When a man has sex with two prostitutes one after the other with the same condom
I'm donhoing these hookers tonight I don't care what anyone says or does
Donhoing by Do hoe February 2, 2023

Juris Docdoi

An iteration of Juris Doctor. "Doi" is slang for person, guy, dude, clown, bro, savant...etc.
"Hey bro I heard you just graduated law school and passed the bar. Congratulations!"
"Thanks, I have finally become a Juris Docdoi."
Juris Docdoi by thadois October 19, 2021
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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