A lesbian who typically wears pastel-colored clothes made from organic cotton. Birdseed lesbians love granola bars, and spend a great deal of their time connecting with the earth.
I need to let my birdseed friend Carol know about the sale they're having at Whole Foods right now, their sunflower flax granola bars are 50% off!
Any form of content (mostly games) that has gained a large following through twitter and/or bluesky. Birdseed content usually dies out after 1-6 months depending on how the actively the thing gets updated.
Emma: Hey, have you seen that new game that's been blowing up recently.
Doug: Oh yeah, I don't consume birdseed, sorry.
a hand shake originating from Baltimore used amongst males,to give kudos on a joke,comment, or diss.it is done by turning the hand into the shape of a bird's beak and tapping them vertically.
Guy 1: that was 1 triple dipped,double deep fried,greased up,butta head.
Guy 2: hell yea that broad was. gimme some birdseed on that.
birdseed
(then proceed with the tapping of enclosd fingers vertically,may also resemble fingers performing the 69)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.