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Djoser
some kid named joe in the Goof Kingdom thats Just Here for Good Vibes, goes by Djoser, is kinda dumb, and likes men
Djoser by ErcNercBirdseed April 19, 2025
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low doser
1. an individual who can only be taken in small doses or relatively short amounts of time
2. an individual who is likely to be any of the following and therefore does not find themselves spending excessive amounts of time with friends, family or co-workers: annoying, boring, irritating, aggravating, infuriating, etc.
3. may also be referred to as a Children's Tylenol™
2. an individual who is likely to be any of the following and therefore does not find themselves spending excessive amounts of time with friends, family or co-workers: annoying, boring, irritating, aggravating, infuriating, etc.
3. may also be referred to as a Children's Tylenol™
Ninja Doser
A ninja doser is a hippy that hangs from a tree by his legs, and extends downward in front of you when you walk under him/her and throws a tab of acid (lsd) into your mouth.
Ninja Doser by Rastadubb August 25, 2009
djouer
djouer is a code word used to ask your friend if you would have sex with a woman.
It is the combination of the words "Would you do her?"
It is pronounced just like the french word for "to do": "jouer"
It is the combination of the words "Would you do her?"
It is pronounced just like the french word for "to do": "jouer"
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