divorcation 

A divorce vacation; after an arduous divorce process, a vacation is deserved, simply to celebrate newfound legal freedom.

I can't wait for this divorce to be finalized so I can go on my divorcation to Hawaii!

divorcation by thesassaman November 8, 2010

Divorcecation 

Divorcecation. Noun. Definition: After the successful conclusion of a divorce, one is more than entitled, even rightfully so, to effectively reset, through one invaluable and impactful means — provided a metamorphosis aptly named: divorcecation. It is here that one transitions: reeling from a divorce to a well-deserved vacation — being born anew and restored in the process. At the conclusion of the divorcecation, one’s rite of passage into a new “single” life has commenced and is utterly complete. Their mountain has been summited and the gold medal has been clinched. Now, the time has come - the divorcecation — where one can now savor the sweetness of a having a new lease on life. Synonymous with “divorcemoon.”

My divorce is officially final! I’m taking a divorcecation to the Bahamas!

Divorcecation by Divorcedmom August 18, 2022

Divortion 

When a couple gets divorced because the female had a abortion.

Wife: Shit I gotta give up this baby...
Husband: NO!
Wife: YES THE BABY MUST GO!
Husband: I WANT A DIVORTION!

Divortion by Squigly Cow November 3, 2010

divortion 

When you kill the marriage instead of just leaving

Did you hear the Smith's had a huge divortion it was really messy!

divortion by Soulless29 June 18, 2018

Divortion 

When a husband or wife kill their spouse.

Karen opted for a divortion instead of a divorce. She wasn’t about to pay that cheating scum bag a penny of alimony.

Divortion by Ms Jen April 4, 2020

Divortion 

When your parents get a divorce and an abortion

When you’re pregnant and married and don’t want either

Ah man, I’m really depressed. My parents just got a divortion.

Divortion by bearXinsanity December 20, 2017

Divortion 

Combination of Divorce and Abortion.

see Scott Peterson

Scott Peterson divortioned his pregnant wife.

WOW,what a dick!

Divortion by that satanic cult bastard!!!!!! December 14, 2004