Wife: Shit I gotta give up this baby...
Husband: NO!
Wife: YES THE BABY MUST GO!
Husband: I WANT A DIVORTION!
Husband: NO!
Wife: YES THE BABY MUST GO!
Husband: I WANT A DIVORTION!
by Squigly Cow November 02, 2010
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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by Soulless29 June 18, 2018
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Karen opted for a divortion instead of a divorce. She wasn’t about to pay that cheating scum bag a penny of alimony.
by Ms Jen April 04, 2020
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by that satanic cult bastard!!!!!! December 14, 2004
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When your parents get a divorce and an abortion
When you’re pregnant and married and don’t want either
When you’re pregnant and married and don’t want either
by bearXinsanity December 15, 2017
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Simply the addition of Divorce and Abortion. For easily pronounciation, anyway both of them are sin.
by Kendra Dalandan November 30, 2016
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