Divorcecation

Divorcecation. Noun. Definition: After the successful conclusion of a divorce, one is more than entitled, even rightfully so, to effectively reset, through one invaluable and impactful means — provided a metamorphosis aptly named: divorcecation. It is here that one transitions: reeling from a divorce to a well-deserved vacation — being born anew and restored in the process. At the conclusion of the divorcecation, one’s rite of passage into a new “single” life has commenced and is utterly complete. Their mountain has been summited and the gold medal has been clinched. Now, the time has come - the divorcecation — where one can now savor the sweetness of a having a new lease on life. Synonymous with “divorcemoon.”

My divorce is officially final! I’m taking a divorcecation to the Bahamas!

Divorcecation by Divorcedmom August 18, 2022

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divorcation

A divorce vacation; after an arduous divorce process, a vacation is deserved, simply to celebrate newfound legal freedom.

I can't wait for this divorce to be finalized so I can go on my divorcation to Hawaii!

divorcation by thesassaman November 8, 2010

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