divho 

A Divorced female that is on the prowl and DTF.

Jon: "Dude Ryan, I can't believe you scored with another divho. Thats gotta be the 3rd this month"

Ryan: "Indeed, livin in a retirement city is fulla D's man"

divho by jon1320 July 20, 2010

Divock Origi 

A fine human being that is always there when you need him at a crucial time.

Who is your favourite person ever to exist?
No doubt,it has to be the one and only Divock Origi.

Divock Origi by lewisj72 June 5, 2019

Divorce rape 

Nothing makes college educated women happy. Instead of losing weight, or improving their personality, they choose to destroy their family’s lives because 50% of other women are doing it. So why the fuck not?

I will never get married because I watched my dad get divorce raped. He gave my mom the houses, cars, kids, and took on all the family debt to preserve the assets for us. My mom still dragged him through a 3 year court circus and extracted more money than he had in monthly child support. My dad lived in his car, a scum motel, then the worst crime neighborhood in a shit apartment. When he couldn’t make a few support payments the cops handcuffed him and put him in jail. He was a god father and made sure to see us every day. But his life was ruined and it destroyed mine too. Even my mom says she regrets it and is even unhappier now. Yeah, so, there’s absolutely no way I’m having kids. I won’t even get married with an ironclad prenup. Divorce rape happens wayyyy to often and it’s always the man who is starting over again in his 50s. Just when his hard work should have been paying off. Now he’s totally fucked. No thanks, America.

Divorce rape by Skinny White Boi with the 3 6s March 5, 2023

Divorced Barbie 

The Most expensive barbie there is.

Comes with Kens car, Kens house, Ken's computer, and Ken's dog.

Why does the divorced barbie cost $200?!

Divorced Barbie by IntAdd January 6, 2009

divorce 

Something that only an idiot can have more than once.

"You had another divorce!"

divorce by You wouldnt care about my name December 29, 2017

divora 

Divora is a funny character, she has superior intelligence and yet is one of the most silliest person you probably would ever come across. Divora laughs at anything and everything. Boys instantly full in love with her because of her flawless figure and kind heart. Divora however has a slick mouth and doesn’t deal with any sort of disrespect lightly.

Who is laughing so loud? Oh yeah it’s Divora

divora by Hannah_83 September 25, 2018

divorceaversary 

the anniversary of the day your divorce becomes legally finalized.

Let's go out and celebrate my divorceaversary with a whole lot of wine!

divorceaversary by WKUAndrea August 12, 2008