When a person involved in a local theater project acts like a diva and disappears when there's work to be done, or skips out on rehearsals.
Andrew: Does anyone know where Billy is? We need to haul this heavy gear into the theater.
Chris: I saw him earlier, but it's just like him to divappear on cue. He probably fucked off to get a coffee.
Chris: I saw him earlier, but it's just like him to divappear on cue. He probably fucked off to get a coffee.
by Chris.G November 2, 2011
Get the divappear mug.by Cynthia <3 December 7, 2016
Get the disappeareted mug.A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 23, 2020
Get the Disappearing Ass Syndrome mug.An occurance involing an individual of negro, or miscegenated, heritage vanishing at a time in which something needs to be done or witnessed(by the nigger not present). Often confused with Slack Ass, occurances are usually symptomatic of Nigger Mortis.
Tyrone pulled a Nigger Disappear for the results of Shanika's, LaQueefa's, Yolanda's, Ja'Mika's and De Shawna's paternity tests.
by TMan44 September 9, 2005
Get the Nigger Disappear mug.To be taken away by spooks within the government such as the CIA or FBI and either secretly killed or taken to one of the secret underground prisons operated by them.
"When we last saw Jim he was attending some anti-war rally. That was 2 weeks ago. I think the government disappeared him."
by G.S.S September 8, 2007
Get the disappeared mug.When a man and woman are having sex 'doggie-style', with the man wearting a condom, and the man says,
"Oh look, a disappearing panda."
And when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.
"Oh look, a disappearing panda."
And when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.
As in the previous example, which did not state the sex being engaged in was 'doggie-style',
"I can't believe how dumb she is. I actually pulled a Disappearing Panda on her last night."
"I can't believe how dumb she is. I actually pulled a Disappearing Panda on her last night."
by spacetrucker February 17, 2008
Get the Disappearing Panda mug.A form of teleportation commonly used in the wizarding world of Harry Potter.
The term was created by J.K. Rowling.
It is pretty fucking efficient in times of danger or just needing to hurry your shit right up.
The term was created by J.K. Rowling.
It is pretty fucking efficient in times of danger or just needing to hurry your shit right up.
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid: You're a fucking wizard, Harry.
Harry: A whhhhaat?
Hagrid: YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD HARRY NOW IF YOU DONT TAKE MY HAND AND DISAPPARATE WITH ME I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR BUTT.
Harry: A what?!
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid: You're a fucking wizard, Harry.
Harry: A whhhhaat?
Hagrid: YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD HARRY NOW IF YOU DONT TAKE MY HAND AND DISAPPARATE WITH ME I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR BUTT.
Harry: A what?!
by wraina January 8, 2012
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