noodleshafting

To go skinny dipping with the aid of a pool noodle. May include a boner, but not necessarily.

Chris decided to throw caution to the wind that warm Friday night. He stripped down to nothing, grabbed a pool noodle and jumped into the lake for some noodleshafting.

by Chris.G July 16, 2010

Like Man

Someone who likes everything you post on Facebook. It's the Facebook equivalent to "Yes Man".

I had to unfriend Brad because he liked EVERYTHING I posted on Facebook. It got really annoying. He was a goddamned Like Man.

by Chris.G December 29, 2011

bacorn

Popcorn popped in bacon fat.

Holly: Do you want some popcorn?
Chris: I'll do you one better! Let's take this bacon fat and pop up some bacorn!

by Chris.G November 02, 2010

divappear

When a person involved in a local theater project acts like a diva and disappears when there's work to be done, or skips out on rehearsals.

Andrew: Does anyone know where Billy is? We need to haul this heavy gear into the theater.
Chris: I saw him earlier, but it's just like him to divappear on cue. He probably fucked off to get a coffee.

by Chris.G November 02, 2011

free G

Free 3G wireless service, obtained by borrowing someone's smartphone.

Chris scammed some free G from his friend Sarah by using her iPhone while she was in the bathroom.

by Chris.G April 14, 2011

violent agreement

When two people think they are arguing, but fail to realize they actually agree.

Ross: This arena is bigger than the old one.
Morgan: Not much bigger.
Ross: It is bigger.
Morgan: Barely, hardly enough to notice.
Ross: It's definitely bigger!
Morgan: But NOT MUCH bigger!
Chris: Uhhh, guys? You're in violent agreement.

by Chris.G July 31, 2010

ham head

A condition in which celebrities' faces widen with age such that they look like a honey baked ham.

Christos: Have you seen John Travolta and Kathleen Turner? Total ham head!

Chen: I know! What about Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau? And don't forget about William Shatner... CLASSIC ham head.

by Chris.G July 22, 2010