ditzer 

Naïve, stupid, slow to figure out things, has a dumb look on their face a lot, makes stupid and not funny jokes, forgets what they where going to say a lot. A ditzy person, male or female.

Think of dumb blondes like Jessica Simpson, now shes a real ditzer.

ditzer by Alana Stewart March 28, 2008

Splitzer Ditzer 

when the nose splits in the middle and resembles a vagina. the ditzer signifies the realtionsip that the Tom Grant or Alex Bassaches caused it.

N/A (you don't wanna know)

Splitzer Ditzer by Winemister June 29, 2003

dittery 

Pubic like hair or hairs extending from the outter edge of one's nipple, often wirey or curly in state.

Wow, Jon's dittery is almost a full six inches long!

dittery by Sean 5566 March 27, 2007

dizzert 

a mix of dirty and dessert: they're both so good that they have to combine to make a really good thing.

"sippin on some dizzert"
"that breakfast was dizzert"

dizzert by markuslimmy February 4, 2005

ditlers 

There are many other names for ditlers e.g. boobs, breasts, tits, diddies, bazookas, jugs. Basically ditlers are the female lumps on their chest.

Bob: "Jordan has very big ditlers."
Dylan: "Yes, the size of those bazookas are unreal. They must be like Z's or something."

ditlers by BoblinaJolie April 3, 2009

ditmer 

A student parking lot at Miami University. It is known for being far away from everything on campus and for being the place that all the freshmen and sophomores have to walk miles to in order to get there car even in 6 feet of snow.

I left my car at Ditmer and it sucks!

ditmer by Random122 March 17, 2008

Ditzes 

Plural form of ditz.

Chi-Omegas are all ditzes.

Ditzes by Mystic-X April 9, 2010