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Splitzer Ditzer
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when the
nose
splits in the
middle
and resembles a vagina. the ditzer signifies the realtionsip that the Tom Grant or
Alex
Bassaches caused it.
N/A (you
don
't
wanna
know
)
Splitzer Ditzer
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Winemister
June 29, 2003
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Splitzer Ditzer
Merch