Ditzes 

Plural form of ditz.

Chi-Omegas are all ditzes.

Ditzes by Mystic-X April 9, 2010

Ditzelfutz

A person who doesn't quite "get it", but they can grasp it quite well.

Kayla: "I'm STARVING!........"
(.......)
Angie: "Kayla, everyone knows that you're supposed to eat when you're starving, ditzelfutz!"
(.....)
Kayla: Oh yeah. I guess you're right...

Ditzelfutz by l4yn3th0m4sst4l3y January 9, 2021

ditzer 

Naïve, stupid, slow to figure out things, has a dumb look on their face a lot, makes stupid and not funny jokes, forgets what they where going to say a lot. A ditzy person, male or female.

Think of dumb blondes like Jessica Simpson, now shes a real ditzer.

ditzer by Alana Stewart March 28, 2008

ditzel 

A word used to describe any part of the body that is not ordinarily appropriate for everyday conversation.

"Susan is always walking down the hall with her ditzels hanging out."

ditzel by Cecil Moore September 19, 2006

Ditzel 

A little, tiny wound.

"Did you see all of those ditzels over Susan's legs? She must be a picker."

Ditzel by drippygo4s April 28, 2015

dites 

An acronym which stands for D!@& (Penis) in the eye syndrome. The activity is known to cause pink eye or some weird eye fungus. The syndrome is highly embarrassing and can cause someone afflicted to don an eye-patch.

Sharon was unaware of the threat of DITES, until her black eye developed the morning after her trist with Chadley.

dites by scraggly bizzalls December 10, 2008

Ditze 

A total dork or jerk

Stop being a ditze

Ditze by Andrew March 22, 2003