disturd

The action of disturbing someone in the process of taking a turd.

Alex: Yo nigga - why the fuck you disturding me right now?! Can't you smell I'm cooking?

by T. Urdburglar October 7, 2008

disturbole

Related to hyperbole but instead exhibiting irrational behaviors characteristic of deluded, demonic, or disturbed speech. People exhibiting disturbole label individuals or organizations as synonymous to the evilest examples of practices or behaviors from history, given without notable evidence, and used in place of logic to dehumanize and silence dissenting opinions.

Joe saw Jackie at a recent peaceful protest on the passage of a healthcare bill and called her a fascist, exhibiting disturbole in characterizing an individual he disagrees.

by sliderbot June 8, 2023

Shift Disturber

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.

Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!

by will bitten October 26, 2017

disturbed brat

A certain disturbed brat at the Headquarters of the United Nations: "How dare you?! You ruined my future corn crops!"

- "Who da hell dat disturbed brat is?"
- "Greta Thunberg, a climate horny Swedish school skipper."

by O. W. Tongueincheek January 19, 2022

disturbed one

A fan of the popular metal band Disturbed

We are the Disturbed Ones!

by The Disturbed One December 22, 2008

Disturbed Aardvark

The action of Disturbed Aardvark consists of a man ejaculating in their partners Asshole while the partner is upside down so that a creampie is built up, once the Semen is in place the man must then snort the creampie and then follow up with sneezing the juices on the face of their partner.

Damn that chick just took one hell of a Disturbed Aardvark.

by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018

earth disturber

A trouble maker, someone who brings constant drama and conflicts

Who caused the fight? Danielle did because she ain't nothing but a earth disturber!

by Catwoman1255 December 5, 2009