An obsesive Disney fan who will cry, bitch, moan, complain, etc. if someone says Disney sucks. A Distard is like a combanation of a twitard and a Teenyboper. They are extremly anoying and will use it to their advantage
Distard: NICK JONAS IS HAWT.
Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.
Distard: WELL DISNEY IS LIKE SUPER KOOL!
Normal Person: uggghhhh!!
Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.
Distard: WELL DISNEY IS LIKE SUPER KOOL!
Normal Person: uggghhhh!!
by Zero94 October 05, 2010
pronounced - Diz tard
People who aimlessy wander around Disney parks with no purpose but to block others and agrivate people with a cause
People who aimlessy wander around Disney parks with no purpose but to block others and agrivate people with a cause
steve: wow this guy is sitting in the middle of the walkway with 5 strollers and having the shit kicked out of him by midgets
Bob: what a Distard
Bob: what a Distard
by Lord Muffin King III 8D November 14, 2009
Some guy joined my voice channel and started talking about the political and economic state of the world. He's such a distard.
by Hizu June 02, 2022