An obsesive Disney fan who will cry, bitch, moan, complain, etc. if someone says Disney sucks. A Distard is like a combanation of a twitard and a Teenyboper. They are extremly anoying and will use it to their advantage
Distard: NICK JONAS IS HAWT.
Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.
The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine
Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
Dietard: Anyone want to get a group going?
Dietard: Anyone want to got to TOI?
Dietard: Should I +5 my Evil Spirits?
Dietard: WTB +4 Evil Spirits
Dietard: Hey Guys
Dietard: Whats up?
Dietard: Anyone here?
Dietard: Anyone got a group going?
Dietard: WTS B Crystals
Dietard: Hello?
An angry-sounding grime MC from East London. He has ties with Roll Deep. He is well-known for his loud voice when MCing and his half psycho, half comedy lyrics. He first started MCing aged 11 and gained notoriety during the early 2000s. After a hiatus he returned around 2010 and has released a free mixtape.
"Discarda's out, I'llbang your father out, RUDEBOYYY"
"Let's make a long story short, Discarda's about, you're gonna get slaughtered"
"Rhyme on rhyme on, you ain't on the level that I'm on"
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).