disturbole 

Related to hyperbole but instead exhibiting irrational behaviors characteristic of deluded, demonic, or disturbed speech. People exhibiting disturbole label individuals or organizations as synonymous to the evilest examples of practices or behaviors from history, given without notable evidence, and used in place of logic to dehumanize and silence dissenting opinions.

Joe saw Jackie at a recent peaceful protest on the passage of a healthcare bill and called her a fascist, exhibiting disturbole in characterizing an individual he disagrees.

disturbole by sliderbot June 8, 2023

Disturbilarious 

Something that is disturbing and yet utterly hilarious.

That picture of the kid with the fork through his nose is disturbilarious!

Disturbilarious by Jehn Baker February 25, 2008

disturbulence 

When an in-flight disruption causes personal items, baggage, and beverages to fly.

Where did my coffee go? Must have been the disturbulence...

disturbulence by drubberbands December 25, 2010

disturbled 

A disturbing way of using the word "disturbed".

I was very disturbled when I saw the dog having sex with the cat.

disturbled by dogsrock December 28, 2014

disturbate 

Verb. To get gratification through self-interruption. To pleasure oneself by purposefully causing one's own interference. To gain satisfaction, happiness, elation, or joy by interrupting one's own peace, quiet, rest, or harmony.

Other forms include: disturbator, disturbation, disturbates, disturbating.

As usual, just when everything in his life is in order and he has seemingly achieved a high level of peace and harmony, Tom becomes bored and miserable and begins to disturbate.

Bill will disturbate if he thinks that his life has become too settled, quiet, or free of stress.

Jack will disturbate until there is an adequate amount of chaos in his life.

After playing a flawless first half, the Jaguars fumbled the second half kickoff and continued to disturbate until the game was tied. Satisfied, they then won the game in overtime.

What to others looks like a perfect existence actually causes Sam to disturbate.

After receiving a huge bonus for his amazing sales production, Mac chose drinking too many cocktails at lunch everyday as his way to disturbate.

Smooth sailing always prompts Tony to disturbate.

disturbate by Buzz Writeyear February 2, 2008

Disturbated 

Getting disturbed while masturbating.

I was just masturbating in the bathroom when my mother walked in. So I got disturbated.

Disturbated by Donkeywithnumbers June 23, 2014

Disturbling 

Definition: An extremely disturbed and troubling situation that causes the sayer to combine both words into one. Actions made by an individual that are both disturbing and troubling at the same time. A very scary situation.

A combination of the words disturbing and troubling first used by Rep. Elijah Cummings on February 27, 2019 during a hearing of Michael Cohen against President Donald Trump.

It is a disturbling situation we have with our POTUS.

Many things that POTUS says are very disturbling.

Disturbling by SheKat February 27, 2019