distributive property
distributive property by fdceijklihjmdihumdpiuoujgreojo January 31, 2014
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Distributive property
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Distributive property by Enderman May 17, 2019
cat distribution system
When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.
"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"
cat distribution system by MrTeriyakiS February 20, 2023
malicious fecal distribution
In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
malicious fecal distribution by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013
Distributing the peace
Toking up with people , selling marijuana. You are distributing the peace because weed makes people negotiate and come to peace with each other.
Ex1 - OFFICER: Sir, you are charged with distribution of marijuana
DUDE: what? No man, i was distributing the peace!
Ex2 - MOM: Son, were you smoking with those kids up the block?
SON: No , i was distributing the peace with some colleagues.
DUDE: what? No man, i was distributing the peace!
Ex2 - MOM: Son, were you smoking with those kids up the block?
SON: No , i was distributing the peace with some colleagues.
Distributing the peace by Jointabalaballala August 4, 2010
Distribution
Plural form of the Urban Dictionary word "Distribute."
Distribution of course referring to the act of providing more than one lady friend with the "goods" in close chronologic succession, therefore supplying a volume of distribution worth being proud of.
Distribution of course referring to the act of providing more than one lady friend with the "goods" in close chronologic succession, therefore supplying a volume of distribution worth being proud of.
Dude 1: "So what did you do this weekend mayne?"
Dude 2: "Aww shiznit man, I banged 3 girls on Friday night, 2 on Saturday, and then 1 more on Sunday. I'm telling you, distribution levels were high!"
Dude 2: "Aww shiznit man, I banged 3 girls on Friday night, 2 on Saturday, and then 1 more on Sunday. I'm telling you, distribution levels were high!"
Distribution by Paddywack February 16, 2009
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