Paddywack's definitions

Courtesy Approve

On Facebook, when you receive a request from someone who you see has several mutual friends, but you know that you have never met them and don't really want to approve their friend request, but you do anyway to avoid looking like an asshole/bitch, this is considered a courtesy approve.

I had to courtesy approve her friend request so I wouldn't look like a dick. She's friends with Monica and I can't be havin Monica thinkin I'm a dick, cause she gonna be my baby momma one day. Gnome Sayin?

by Paddywack January 10, 2011

Courtesy Accept

On Facebook, when you receive a request from someone who you see has several mutual friends, but you know that you have never met them and don't really want to accept their friend request, but you do anyway to avoid looking like an asshole/bitch, this is considered a courtesy accept.

I had to courtesy accept her friend request so I wouldn't look like a dick. She's friends with Tina, so I don't want her to tell Tina I'm a dick, I can't be havin that shizz yo.

by Paddywack January 10, 2011

Big Bad Wolf

Simply put, the greatest head giver in the history of the act. If given the opportunity, she could easily blow a house down.

"That bitch was like the Big Bad Wolf, cause she blew my fucking house in!"

by Paddywack February 17, 2009

Championship Prefix

The ability to turn any word in the dictionary into it's most superior form just by adding the word "Championship" in front of it.

Non-awesome: "Water"

Awesome: "Championship Water"

Non-awesome: "Bagels"

Awesome: "Championship Bagels"

"It was not just a good powerpoint presentation, it was a Championship powerpoint presentation!"

As you can see, the Championship Prefix can make anything way more badass than it used to be.

by Paddywack February 17, 2009

Distribution

Plural form of the Urban Dictionary word "Distribute."

Distribution of course referring to the act of providing more than one lady friend with the "goods" in close chronologic succession, therefore supplying a volume of distribution worth being proud of.

Dude 1: "So what did you do this weekend mayne?"

Dude 2: "Aww shiznit man, I banged 3 girls on Friday night, 2 on Saturday, and then 1 more on Sunday. I'm telling you, distribution levels were high!"

by Paddywack February 16, 2009

Distribute

A term coined by a single man who has become increasingly desperate by his single marital status, who then decreases his standards and doesn't care who the girl is or what she looks like. He then proceeds to offer up the distribution of his penis in any conversations he has with his friends that involves the subject of a single lady who might be a willing recipient.

Friend A: "Yeah, she said she hasn't been laid in so long. She says she's gonna die soon if she doesn't get some."

Friend B: **Chuckles** "That is hilari..."

cut off mid-sentence by single guy

Single Guy: "What's her name? Where's she live? I'll freaking distribute right now!"

by Paddywack February 15, 2009

Skeetworthy

A woman who a man considers worthy of receiving his man juice all over her body. Typically seen on the covers of Sports Illustrated, Maxim, and the like, these women are the ones who we men would have sex with, whether we would tell anyone or not.

Damn, look at that girl right there, would you do her? Hell yeah man, she's skeetworthy!

by paddywack December 14, 2008