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that which the gostak does to doshes.
"The gostak distims the doshes."
distim by Bob Johnson October 23, 2003
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What a gostak does to doshes.
distim by Brian X June 21, 2003
Grand Klugle Karl shot Mr Finklestein because he'd distim.
distim by Percy Dovetonsils III August 3, 2003
A Ghanaian term used to represent a word or phrase when one doesn't readily come to mind.
Your honour, this man stole my client's distin.
Distin by Snowby August 23, 2017

ethically dissimilar 

A stupid argument cited by liberals in order to deny liberal media bias.
When the media harps on Mitt Romney's dog but fails to report on Barack Obama's brother, this is not media bias because these two things are ethically dissimilar.

When the media talks about George W. Bush mispronouncing words but ignores Barack Obama saying there are 57 states, this is not media bias because these two things are ethically dissimilar.
ethically dissimilar by 25Bingo July 28, 2013

distinctify 

A totally logical conjugation of the word distinctive that is not included as part of the English language so that assholes can feel intelligent by correcting people about something trivial.
"Distinctify isn't a word stupid! I know because I invest myself in such things to compensate for my small insignificant genitalia."
distinctify by StupidIdiotFace April 5, 2013

Distinguished Visitors 

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.
She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.
Distinguished Visitors by littlemen October 16, 2012
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