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Diskimbobulated 

1: The Kim Dracula fan base version of discombobulated.

2: Confused and disconcerted.
I'm feeling diskimbobulated.

discombobulated melancholy 

A discombobulated melancholy is a long-lasting depression.

Melancholy is usually used as an adjective, but it becomes a noun when combined with the word discombobulated. It's often associated with emos.
Adult: "I don't get it, why can't you just hang out with other kids, have fun?"

Emo kid: "I'm suffering from a discombobulated melancholy. Just leave me alone."

discombobulated dickhead 

A goal keeper that won’t stay in the fucking goal and blames it on other people.
Why do you keep leaving the goal like a discombobulated dickhead?

discombobulated

When your mind has a million things running around in it and it makes you act like a fumbling retard.
I am sorry that I put my grandmother's teeth in your coffee, I was discombobulated.
discombobulated by Sweet C January 20, 2009

discombobulated

lastnight I was so discombobulated I left the bar with my ex
discombobulated by Lil squirrel March 10, 2017

Discombobulated bobulator 

A very confused man and/or woman who is going through tough times. They can also make random choices e.g. Sticking their head down the toilet.
The discombobulated bobulator wondered why his head was in the toilet.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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