distemper

Noun, refers to one's anger emotion.

Not to be confused with a viral disease that affects animals like dogs and cats or a kind of paint.

Dude 1: "Charmaine sent me to the vet for a checkout."
Dude 2: "WTF?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, Dude, she says I got distemper when we is fightin."

by Wizards Sleeve May 19, 2005

distemper

The act of stretching ones anus to the maximum limit possible

Paul showed me his distemper last night, it was the size of a dinner plate

by The encourager November 21, 2020

Dismember

To but the limbs off of or vivisect a person.

He lunged forward with his sword, dismembering the other warrior.

by Lichdom January 2, 2012

Distempered Tuna

An angry female.

Damn man, I'm tired of all this distempered tuna around me....all the bitches keep yelling at me!

by Tuna Lover March 6, 2009

dismemberment

The severing of the limbs.

I shall dismember your member!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Dismember

One of the best Death Metal bands due to the garage-like sound of their guitars.

Let the Nepalm Rain

by Gunboy March 20, 2004

dismember

to cut off a guy's member.

Poor Mason... he was dismembered and now he can't ever have sex again!!!

by danbrown4life February 23, 2008