disposure

leaky orange liquid; typically of disgusting stench

jake: "oh bro what is that smell?"
terry: "idk man i think its that barrel of disposure over there"
jake: "oh what the f#ck bro its full of pig guts"

by disposureguy27 June 28, 2023

full disclosure

Used before a statement, typically an embarrassing one or one that would've otherwise remained hidden, to signify that the following is indeed true.

Full disclosure, I snore loud enough to wake up the neighbors.

by lazarusinhell May 5, 2021

Exposure Disclosure

When you need to notify someone that they may have been exposed to an STD.

Rick didn’t mind working for the county health dept but he hated having to try and give exposure disclosures when all he had to work with were screen names.

Mrs. Manners says, if you’re going to make an exposure disclosure you should at least have the balls to do it by phone.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Douche Disclosure

Douche disclosure occurs when you have coordinated a vulnerability disclosure with a vendor. The vendors agree on a patch release date. Then you, the researcher, begin talking about the vulnerability in the media weeks before the patch date. You get extra douche points for naming the vulnerability, creating a logo, and publicizing this. For maximum douche points, you ensure that the name of the vulnerability points other researchers to the location of the bug in the underlying protocol, weeks before patch release.

Metzmacher really stepped in it with his douche disclosure of the Badlock vulnerability.

by malwarejake July 13, 2016

spoon and dispose

adjective - relating to chinese buffets, the term used to describe the technique of covering up for crabbing. as the term suggests, this often involves spooning the evidence and disposing it in a subtle way so as to avoid the crabbing charge and the wrath of the management.

"if u don't spoon and dispose, we're gonna get chucked out!"
"if u pull of this spoon and dispose ur getting major lad points"

by buffetman March 2, 2009

spoon and dispose

The skill of binning unwelcome cutlery - a common practice in Cambridge where the phrase originated.

Don't lend the princess any of your cutlery, she'll only spoon and dispose it.

by Dave (I love Bex) March 9, 2009

dispose

to fire AND murder someone.

Where's Adam?

He was disposed.

Really?

Yeah, they just found his body with his pink slip in his pocket.

by 606A January 20, 2011