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Where's Adam?

He was disposed.

Really?

Yeah, they just found his body with his pink slip in his pocket.
by 606A January 20, 2011
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Dispose of a corpse

"Sarah, I have to "dispose of a corpse", says Greg. "Go upstairs", says Sarah
by Deejaywhitenoise September 29, 2023
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spoon and dispose

adjective - relating to chinese buffets, the term used to describe the technique of covering up for crabbing. as the term suggests, this often involves spooning the evidence and disposing it in a subtle way so as to avoid the crabbing charge and the wrath of the management.
"if u don't spoon and dispose, we're gonna get chucked out!"
"if u pull of this spoon and dispose ur getting major lad points"
by buffetman March 2, 2009
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spoon and dispose

The skill of binning unwelcome cutlery - a common practice in Cambridge where the phrase originated.
Don't lend the princess any of your cutlery, she'll only spoon and dispose it.
by Dave (I love Bex) March 9, 2009
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Disposable Music

noun - Disposable Music is music that is considered "hot" for a few weeks and then forgot about a year later. This music is commonly heard on the radio and is a top-seller on iTunes for a short period of time.
Chris: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga song? It's an instant hit!

Bradley: No, I don't listen to disposable music, I listen to real music, which never becomes old.
by Big Been April 19, 2010
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disposable plastic baby toliets

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.
{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.
by Telephony June 13, 2013
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Cum Disposal Unit

Also known as C.D.U, cum dumpster, sperm spittoon, dick drain, seaman sucker, sperm sponge, jizz vessel, nut receptacle, or ejaculatory trajectory receptacle. The art or act of blatantly desiring male seminal fluid in any open orifice of the recipient.
Tim: “Dan, why the long face?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”
by Beef_Curtain007 November 7, 2011
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