dispose 

to fire AND murder someone.

Where's Adam?

He was disposed.

Really?

Yeah, they just found his body with his pink slip in his pocket.

dispose by 606A January 20, 2011

Dispose of a corpse 

A bowel movement

"Sarah, I have to "dispose of a corpse", says Greg. "Go upstairs", says Sarah

Dispose of a corpse by Deejaywhitenoise September 29, 2023

spoon and dispose

adjective - relating to chinese buffets, the term used to describe the technique of covering up for crabbing. as the term suggests, this often involves spooning the evidence and disposing it in a subtle way so as to avoid the crabbing charge and the wrath of the management.

"if u don't spoon and dispose, we're gonna get chucked out!"
"if u pull of this spoon and dispose ur getting major lad points"

spoon and dispose by buffetman March 2, 2009

spoon and dispose

The skill of binning unwelcome cutlery - a common practice in Cambridge where the phrase originated.

Don't lend the princess any of your cutlery, she'll only spoon and dispose it.

spoon and dispose by Dave (I love Bex) March 9, 2009

Disposable Music 

noun - Disposable Music is music that is considered "hot" for a few weeks and then forgot about a year later. This music is commonly heard on the radio and is a top-seller on iTunes for a short period of time.

Chris: Hey, did you hear the new Lady Gaga song? It's an instant hit!

Bradley: No, I don't listen to disposable music, I listen to real music, which never becomes old.

Disposable Music by Big Been April 19, 2010

disposable plastic baby toliets 

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.

{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.

disposable plastic baby toliets by Telephony June 13, 2013

Cum Disposal Unit 

Also known as C.D.U, cum dumpster, sperm spittoon, dick drain, seaman sucker, sperm sponge, jizz vessel, nut receptacle, or ejaculatory trajectory receptacle. The art or act of blatantly desiring male seminal fluid in any open orifice of the recipient.

Tim: “Dan, why the long face?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”

Cum Disposal Unit by Beef_Curtain007 November 7, 2011