Diclosure

What a dick pick does

He sent me a dick pic - so I've seen his full diclosure!

by roblove May 29, 2019

full disclosure

Used before a statement, typically an embarrassing one or one that would've otherwise remained hidden, to signify that the following is indeed true.

Full disclosure, I snore loud enough to wake up the neighbors.

by lazarusinhell May 5, 2021

Exposure Disclosure

When you need to notify someone that they may have been exposed to an STD.

Rick didn’t mind working for the county health dept but he hated having to try and give exposure disclosures when all he had to work with were screen names.

Mrs. Manners says, if you’re going to make an exposure disclosure you should at least have the balls to do it by phone.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Dickisured

Insurance for a single person protecting financial assets from dicks.

I'm a single woman so I called my insurance agent to protect my finances from all dicks. I'm now dickisured!

by Dmarie2015 January 1, 2015

Douche Disclosure

Douche disclosure occurs when you have coordinated a vulnerability disclosure with a vendor. The vendors agree on a patch release date. Then you, the researcher, begin talking about the vulnerability in the media weeks before the patch date. You get extra douche points for naming the vulnerability, creating a logo, and publicizing this. For maximum douche points, you ensure that the name of the vulnerability points other researchers to the location of the bug in the underlying protocol, weeks before patch release.

Metzmacher really stepped in it with his douche disclosure of the Badlock vulnerability.

by malwarejake July 13, 2016

Disclosure

Formal acknowledgment by the world's governments of a non-human, extraterrestrial intelligence engaging the human race.

Disclosure shall mark the end of the Truth Embargo.

by jouissancepastance September 27, 2017

disclosure

1. Disclosure has not been defined yet.

2. We have no idea what can happen to your personal info on the World Wide Web, however, we are pretty sure whatever could happen probably won't happen to you. accept

We hate disclosure, so we'll never disclose you.

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by andmynameisnotsusan December 17, 2011