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The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh away

Refers to the USDA's pathetic practice of reducing your Food Stamps allotment whenever Social Security increases your SSI check due to a cost-of-living increase, largely negating any benefit that your additional food-allotment amount would have gained you.
Zheeesh, if Big Brother actually feels that you need more money to cover basic expenses each month, then basic logic and common sense would state that your SNAP benefits should INCREASE, as well, not be REDUCED!! Sounds like a classic case of "The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh away"!

Despictifying 

A word to emphasize a scentence of any contest. Can be an alternative for depressing, angry, wonderful, surprising, etc.
Mike: what'd you think of the movie?
Carla: absolutely despictifying!
Despictifying by chrissypeep May 20, 2015

dispiciple 

The follower of an evil or pathetic leadership-figure.
Tronald Dump seems to think he is God; I wonder how many dispiciples he has who actually agree with him.
dispiciple by QuacksO December 7, 2018

Dispectifing 

Being shocked and disgusted by someone or something
"Did you hear that malik's mother murdered people"
That's dispectifing
Dispectifing by Angel_queen April 3, 2022

dispectifing 

Being shocked or disappointed and disgusted by someone or something
Kate:I heard that malik's mother murdered malik's dad

Niyah:OMG that's dispectifing
dispectifing by Angel_queen April 3, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026